I like my Fed. Ex. guy because he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it. And he's always on time. -Mitch Hedberg
Cop: Have you had any drugs tonight?
Driver: No! You keep busting all my dealers!
I used to do drugs. I still do and I used to too. -Mitch Hedberg
Cheech
amn! What is this shit?
Chong:Labradore. My dog ate my stash man, and I had to follow him around for like a week with a baggy.
Cheech: you mean we are smoking DOG SHIT?
Chong:Ya man, poor thing was high for like two days strait. He got the munchies and ate a whole bag of dogfood and slept for like three days.
Cop: Have you had any drugs tonight?
Driver: No! You keep busting all my dealers!
I used to do drugs. I still do and I used to too. -Mitch Hedberg
Cheech
amn! What is this shit?Chong:Labradore. My dog ate my stash man, and I had to follow him around for like a week with a baggy.
Cheech: you mean we are smoking DOG SHIT?
Chong:Ya man, poor thing was high for like two days strait. He got the munchies and ate a whole bag of dogfood and slept for like three days.