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when im high on E sometimes i want 2 kill my old lady but then i end up giveing her my hot sex.....

Last time I took e right before talking to the government about maybe being late for registration at school I found myself running through the mall with an m16 screaming kill em all. But then it all went ok when my friend sold me a seed for 50 bucks. I thought that was a little less than I planned on paying but what the hell a brothers gotta grow. How am supposed to afford my bitches and the sammiches. I only wish I could find a bigger coffee can to hold my 25 watt cfl. Damn every body wants to hold me back. Every time iI roll with my toyonda cameaccord they be hatin. Why don't these squirrels get the fuck off my nuts already? What's that craig, you say the cap n crunch got stuck in the toaster? Here we go again

trying to get a mehunana card only got a gram left its some big b ud too

Man, Their is so much info on this web site.... If you did a little reading would would find everything you need to know.

RMM said:

Man, Their is so much info on this web site.... If you did a little reading would would find everything you need to know.

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Uhhhh...i think you came in a little late!

maybe we're the voices in his head...

is there a way I can smoke this without a cigarette?? like I rolled it up , I made the mistake of the skinny skinny filter so I tare off the bottom and I get a midget sized spliff but I threw away like 400 dollars and some zig zags after the crack spot assault does anyone know anything natural I can roll in???

i roll with linoleum floor tiles works like a ding dong seemed "natural" to me lol

the bibles pages!! The Lord thy God gave man the bible for rolling papers when he is out of them..............Mary Jane 4:20

virprogoelsd said:

is there a way I can smoke this without a cigarette?? like I rolled it up , I made the mistake of the skinny skinny filter so I tare off the bottom and I get a midget sized spliff but I threw away like 400 dollars and some zig zags after the crack spot assault does anyone know anything natural I can roll in???

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaha

That's going in my sig

Virpro, you're the shit!!

-Rich

I honestly don't know what to say any more. I'm just gonna keep reading and enjoying.

(does anyone know anything natural I can roll in??? )


virpro, I told ya man, the best thing to roll in is what snoop said........
rollin in my 64
Oh hell yeah man, I use to roll in linoleum tiles to...now I just freebase with reeses peanut butter jars...

World full of crazy people and I guess I'm one in the same
And I tell you man it's evil, but I don't know no other game
How did I get so dirty, you can see it on my face
But I ain't killed nobody today, just yet
So ya'll better give me some praise

I... just .... cant.. say anything. LMFAO.
This is the most funny thing ive ever seen.
I'm starting to think that he thinks this is his personal journal.
Or cofee cup sitting on cow after my ak went dead so i had to my kill mom but then guitar came and ringa ding ding bill cosby. turkey sandwhich was made by e but it cost me 200$

Maybe bill cosby is on RIU?

here goes the apple pipe

virprogoelsd said:

here goes the apple pipe

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Afro pipes, FTW!!!

CK

This truly is classic. Not from the OP, but my favorite line is this:

dukeofbaja said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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connorbrown said:

Maybe bill cosby is on RIU?

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HA HA HA HA....that shits funny

virprogoelsd said:

here goes the apple pipe

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WHOAAAA!!!! be careful virpro, if you torch an apple seed it will grow apple stems in your pee hole making it unbearable to pee.....

hey that reminds you, did you vice the stamp eating bacon to the toyotaelcaminosabb??? if so, skinflicks godspeed at arrons for rent dishwasher today so expensive and they have ear mites. rocks dont fly from the forefront at modern warfare pretty cool huh?? haha... dont hunt down weedeatersm they arnt pooping till friday which is house cleaning product yet his mother said hi to....