Florida Officials Warn: Kids Using 'human Waste' To Get High'...

NJsmok-a-lot

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Damn I can see it now "you got that dank shit?" "hell yeah, I had fiber one for breakfast."

Oo yeah and wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.
 

Ratty696

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That is by far the grossest think I have ever read!! They must have some really shitty weed there. (no pun intended) I'm gonna stick to my buds thanx
 

bigbudeddie

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Damn. So whats the active ingredient, methane? There has to be a better way to create and isolate methane without having to inhale waste fumes. Yuck. Its like having someone fart, in your mouth. YUCK!
 

FilthyFletch

Mr I Can Do That For Half
Ok so they say its a popular drug in high school? Where in dumbfuck county?? Is that one kid drinking yoohoo or shit pop?
 

MagusALL

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now im not trying to make this shit but does it matter what your diet is? would a veagen have bangin shit? can you increase yield by switching to a high protein diet? this needs to be researched...by poor Africans and not me. trust that. how do you explain that to your parents? my breath...it smells like pissshit because...my friends did it but i didnt. whos shit is this? mom, it doesnt even smell like my shit!!! i know what my shit looks like. jeez. i hate the human race.:joint::joint::joint::peace::peace::peace::blsmoke::blsmoke::blsmoke:
 

DaCDaC

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Yo man. Let me get a bottle of that Taco Bell Shit. I heard that was the fire shit.

Who thinks up this. I mean common. They could have spent that time thinking of a cure for fuckin cancer. . .But instead they shit and pee in a bottle and inhale until high. . . Wow. I dont even know what to say. : /
 

potpimp

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...They could have spent that time thinking of a cure for fuckin cancer. . .
Actually they have had a cure for cancer for many years but it's so simple and cheap that the damn doctors and pharmacies won't make any money off of it so they never tell anybody. Have you ever heard of a doctor with cancer taking chemo or radiation treatments? NO! That's because they know it's a money scam and nothing more. How to cure cancer: Raise your body pH to 9.0. Cancer can NOT live in an alkaline environment - period - and it will die very quickly in it.
 

MagusALL

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the rare and delicate babyshit hit. thats that good shit. ok, i cant possibly say any more about this.:joint::peace::blsmoke:
 

Drizzle

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I read this the other day, and couldn't believe it. I don't think the parental warning is necessary. Any kids end up trying this themselves deserve any ill effects that result from their stupidity.

There was a post on the TOTSE.com forum by a use who made a diary of his alleged "Jenkem" experiment, but the post has since been deleted, and the poster now claims that he faked the photos and the story. This has just been removed within the past 24 hours, because I read his account of the experience on the totse forum yesterday, but its now removed. The kid is quoted on a FOX news story:

Some poop sniffer" said:
"I never inhaled any poop gas and got high off it," he wrote on Sept. 24. "I have deleted the pictures, hopefully no weirdo saved them to his computer. I just don't want people to ever recognize me as the kid who huffed poop gas."
LINK
 

Drizzle

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BINGO, found the cached version of the account:

2007-06-13, 16:55
pickwick

Default Re: I am trying jenkem tomorrow

Well today I finally did it. I became probably the first person in America to huff his own shit gas. No video though, sorry, no camera. I hope you are not too disappointed. I could bet pictures though and I wrote a trip report.
Today the bubbles had mostly stopped. The balloon had possibly grown a little bit since last time but it was oblong from days in the sun or maybe from the gases inside so it was hard to tell. The shit in the bottle was very settled and did not look like shit anymore even.
I first lightly shook the bottle to make sure all of the bubbles had popped. I then pinched off the balloon and took it off of the top. I held that while I huffed from the bottle. After exhaling all air from my lungs I took my straw and inhaled from the inside of the bottle. The flavor of shit struck me, it stuck to the tongue like the flavor after smoking a cigar. My body wanted me to stop breathing it but I kept going by putting the end of the straw further back in my mouth, behind my tongue. I took a some more breaths of that and I waited a few seconds, then inhaled the balloon. The balloon was less harsh, I could barely taste any of it and it felt like breathing oxygen.
After breathing it in I immediately felt that I was passing out. I did not even have time to spit before I became unconscious. When I woke up my spittle had oozed out of my mouth and down my chin. I asked my friend how long I was out for. He said for about a minute, and that he had repeatedly tried to wake me but I would not wake up. During this short conversation I began to feel light dissociative effects come over me, accompanied by buzzing in my ears. The feeling got stronger and stronger until I felt like I was in a dream. This was somewhat enjoyable, it made me feel like nothing really mattered. The apathy actually made the rest of the trip more enjoyable.
After I was fully into the dream like state visual hallucinations began to start. I had fleeting visions of people who seemed completely random, like my second grade teacher. I would say something to the person and then he or she would disappear. Normally I would be fearful of trips like this but the dream feeling made it almost fun. Hearing was dulled during the trip, I could only hear what I was saying and some random noises like screeching and car noises. After I the effects wore off my friend told me that I was mostly talking in gibberish so I guess I couldn't hear my own voice anything in the outside world throughout the trip. At the peak of the trip I saw things like pillars in my lawn that disappeared and shapes in the sky. My sense of time was slowed, so the whole trip felt like it was shorter than it was.
The comedown was mostly auditory hallucinations, like voices and loud cracks. The dream like feeling lessened and I drifted back into reality. In the last parts of the trip I became paranoid from the noises because it felt real instead of like a dream. I asked my friend how long it had been. He said about 40 minutes. He also told me that I spent long periods of time staring at different spots. I also, according to him, spoke slurred works to trees and rocks. I was very surprised by how messed up the jenkem got me. That was higher than I have ever been. Other drugs distort reality, but jenkem really distorts reality. I was almost completely unaware of my surroundings. My friend said that seeing me was scary and he was thinking of getting an adult. Thank god he didn't do that.
In conclusion: was it enjoyable: no, not really. Would I do it again? Defiantly not. Would I recommend another person to try it? I wouldn't to anyone who I am close to. If you are very adventurous and would try anything then I guess you should try jenkem. But know that the preparation is not made worthwhile by the trip.
 

Serotonin

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Wow, that has to be the most ignorant shit I've read in a while. Maybe you'll have a better trip if you jerk off into a bottle, mix in 4 bloody tampons, eat lots of laxatives and fill it with drizzle shits... then take a nice piss to top off the bottle. Man I bet that shits killer!

Seriously... I wish natural selection acted a bit more forthright.
 
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