Finish the sentence above you!

Will get her all horned up then...

tickle her fancy, shes really tickleish in her...

Tummy!!

One day I was about to get this girl/guys phone number, but didn't because...

she had a dick!

shit made me...

horny as fuck.....not only did i get some dick but ass and vag....
dont knock it if u aint tried it......
you shoulda heard that tranny squeal....
it sounded like....

a wet boot stuck in mud.
ive been on RIU so long that...

they had to sergically remove my ass from the couch.....
shit ive been wackin my meet to all the hotties on hottest girl on riu...
if they only knew.......

that i was really lookin at the hottest guys thread, page 15...last post.
mmm cheez said as he...

.... looked at mystery 101's avitar and thought....
damn i bet she could suck a watermelon threw a garden hose....
i wonder if she has......

A chemical imbalance so when we go to harvest her loud voice will get the fuckin pigs to our door....and then she blew a

sea cucumber!
as she gulp the sweet...

milk from a goats teet, she was startled by a

strange noise coming from the bedroom...

she quickly ran and saw...

all you guys talking crap. Soo0o she took her broken bottle and stabbed the hell out of everyone and killed their plants!!

Everybody was gone except her and the beautiful buds so

she laid there and pleasured herself to matt damon.
as her husband returned from the forest...

seen her doin that and it made him randy...

so he ripped his clothes off and proceeded to...

jerk off on her ass.....
he was tired of her dank puss....
man if i was him i wouldve.....

definately smoked bfore I busted a nut! then after too!

but thats only because..

im a fuckin head fo life.....
one time i was hitting a blunt off cheeb while this chick tossed my salads....
i almost.....

beat the piss outta the gma the other day.
she snuck up and be and yelled "FTW" cause...