Finish the sentence above you!

i got hit by a car!



bend over and

spread em.

why is there a naked....

guy playing banjo at my front door.

what the hell did .....

your grandmothers boyfriend bring his banjo for?

is that you face or is it a.........

i do with my spoon

Id rather take a stick to the eye then...

or is it a... vagina

lava on my balls.

i want to get so high that....

that my sister with downsydrom looks like jesica simpson so i can hit that

I fucker her so hard that...

she wore me out..

I got to go get my....

she couldn't sit down for a week.(true story)


if you dont leave i am going to.....

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she wore me out..

I got to go get my....

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cactus cooler.
if you dont leave im going to......

give you a dirty look and tell you once more to leave...

that thing was so big...

oh and i got to get my... grove on

she arched her back like a dolphin.

you thought it was all going great until she said.......

Oh alex you made me feel so good last night, while on the phone

The worst part about a vagina is...

Queefing all that cum out the next day.

I was snooping through my roomates closet and found...

a seven foot plant under a christmas tree light and a picture of jesus.

i had to pee so bad that i......

Sharted in my fucking pants

i like to drive naked in the winter because...

my nipples cause drivers to yield.


it so cold that my.....

cheeseburger didnt taste good

canadians...