Feeling Lonely.

EmilyRose said:

im not packing a cock. im packing boobies.
what are you packing boobies or cock?

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I got this thing they call a one eyed monster.

OH NO! IT'S GROWING AND COMING AFTER ME! SOMEONE HELP!

Shannon Alexander said:

I have a dog... it doesn't cure loneliness...

Any one that says it does is half a step away from being a hermit...

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Eraserhead said:

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i have two dogs two cats one horse seven chickens and i still get lonely

okay... so maybe if I was a chicken then perhaps a dog could cure loneliness...

ganjames said:

I got this thing they call a one eyed monster.

OH NO! IT'S GROWING AND COMING AFTER ME! SOMEONE HELP!

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Ahhh!! noooo!! run

And a partridge in a pear tree....

EmilyRose said:

i have two dogs two cats one horse seven chickens and i still get lonely

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Eraserhead said:

And a partridge in a pear tree....

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i know right. i get up in the morning to feed the zoo before they all chew my legs off

So, are you a boy, or a girl? Or do you dig small woodland creatures?

EmilyRose said:

i know right. i get up in the morning to feed the zoo before they all chew my legs off

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Eraserhead said:

So, are you a boy, or a girl? Or do you dig small woodland creatures?

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im a girl. and i prefer my woodland creatures big. what about you boy girl or a bit of both?

I'm more like an ogre. I'm in my mid 30s, I'm a dude, a male dude, not a prison dike. I'm 6'4" 290LBS.

I eat woodland creatures small and large in the form of bacon on days that end in "y".

EmilyRose said:

im a girl. and i prefer my woodland creatures big. what about you boy girl or a bit of both?

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EmilyRose said:

Any cures for lonelines? that doesnt involve a woman i dont have a woman right now.

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smoke take a walk and raise that head up and look down on everyone, none demeaning of course just a friendly fuck you.

Eraserhead said:

I'm more like an ogre. I'm in my mid 30s, I'm a dude, a male dude, not a prison dike. I'm 6'4" 290LBS.

I eat woodland creatures small and large in the form of bacon on days that end in "y".

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bacon is the best i havnt had it in so long!

silasraven said:

smoke take a walk and raise that head up and look down on everyone, none demeaning of course just a friendly fuck you.

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i love that idea!

ganjames said:

I dunno, we get a lot of female impersonators on this sits.. Lot's of guys that like to pretend they're some hot chick.

How do I know you don't have a penis?

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Oh yeah baby, why don't you reach on down and grab my pen- VAGINA, I MEAN VAGINA

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