Fed Ex Drug Test????

newb985

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Hi all, I am going to apply for this fed ex job. It's just a package handler job part time but it says on the website that they give out drug tests.

I was wondering if anyone on this board is at all familiar with their process and what type of drug test do they use?

I worked at an IKEA before and they gave a saliva/mouth swab test which is short term, urine being medium term, and hair being long term.
 

stalebiscuit

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i think its pee in the cup, im going for a job at their processing plant on the 4th

im still smoking, just drink a shit ton of water before you go in, cut back or stop smoking before then, and if ya can dilute it with more water

the more water is in their, the harder it is for the reading to work
 

Ronjohn7779

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I worked at UPS for a week (it was miserable and they lied about pay). In any case, they do drug tests but only when you get injured on the job. They then blame the injury on the fact you were on drugs and argue they aren't liable for jack shit/fire your ass. I imagine Fedex drug tests in the same exact way. Too many people are getting hired and quitting these part time jobs for it to be economically logical to drug test everyone at the moment of hiring. Seriously if fedex is like UPS then 60-70% of the people quit a week after training. These jobs really suck. They're only good for the insurance I guess.
 

Kash Krop

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These are transportation jobs covered by federal regs & it don't matter if you drive the truck or load the truck.Ron is right,they are some rigid pricks.Piss in a cup to get in,piss every time you get hurt or fuck something up.If you're dirty syn urine is the ONLY way to go. Good luck.
 

saynotothebs

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yea believe it syn or someone elses piss....i just got a job, i used 7TH1DER's method its someone on this site...
 

duke23

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why do they suck. they pay decent for part time and good benefits for being part time. cannot get better than this and it's just dealing with boxes and mail. my fuckin friend works there and he smokes all the time.
 

dthfromabv79

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Im a fedex package handler and my app said the same thing. Never got tested though! I read that becasue the turnover rate for this job is high, it would be too expensive to test everybody.
 

Mr.Therapy Man

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I know people thats worked for Fed Ex and UPS and make a shit pot of money,these guys are working a lot of overtime......Peace
 

The Real Peter Parker

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Here in the south they test everyone,where are you from?
My only recommendation for beating a piss test [if you must smoke weed] is ‘herbal cleansing’ Carbo Clean 32 [available in Grape and Fruit Punch flavors], about $60 at GNC, though you may be able to find it somewhere else.
I'd drink it t-minus 2 1/2 - 3 hours. Piss as much as you can. "The test is supposedly active from 1 or 2 to 5 or 6 hours." The more times you piss the better it is. You won't have to go too much, so after you drink it, piss every ten minutes, force yourself [not joking]. The best method to beat your piss test is to not smoke [or smoke less]. Another thing to look into is JWH-018.

Also, get a kit from walmart [or any store] to test yourself. TRY to piss dirty for this test. Fill the first half of what you need in the cup with the beginning of your urine stream, and the rest from the last drops of your urine stream. This is ideally the first piss of your day. If you go clean on this one, save your clearing kit. Eat a big fatty meal, don’t exercise, and only drink a little extra water. NOT TOO MUCH! This will fuck up your creatine and specific gravity if you get selected for lab testing [ß This is ONLY if your attempted dirty test is dirty]. If you're dirty... use it and buy another testing kit. Good luck man, so many people give false information over piss tests, they say things like 'niacin, water, cranberry juice...' I did the research, I lived it, and I experienced Carbo Clean 32 beating a PROBATION LAB TEST. This test does GC/MS [toughest piss test ever] and adulterant tests [also tough to beat, detects if you used a clearing kit], including specific gravity and creatinine. <-- and specific gravity and creatinine levels will be FUCKED from water-loading.

Also some tips to help yourself stay clean [no offense here if you live a PETA lifestyle] Eat a shit ton, and eat a lot of red meat. This will boost your creatinine levels naturally. Exercise so you don't get fat. The more you eat the more you shit, and where I'm going with this, is all of the THC absorbed into your system, 80% of it leaves your body through your shit, and 20% of it leaves through your piss. Each time you take 80% away of the THC, the less likely you are to piss dirty. Dark liquor [best], though any will work... (avoid beer a few days before and after smoke sessions) [enough to get good and buzzed (I prefer enough to get FUCKED UP)] 2 hours prior to smoking will help to prevent "Note I didn't say entirely prevent" THC from bonding to your fat cells, causing an equal amount of high from smoking, and much much quicker 'spent' or 'metabolized' THC will be eliminated <-- which is what they detect in a test, active THC will not be detected.

I'm sorry if this looks like a speech, but I want you to definitely understand a VERY brief overview of my approximately 100 hours of piss-test-research findings.
I will also say, if they aren't watching you piss then midstream saying 'take your hand off your dick' for god sakes put synthetic or someone else's in the cup. This method is so simple it deserves no explanation.
 

The Real Peter Parker

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i think its pee in the cup, im going for a job at their processing plant on the 4th

im still smoking, just drink a shit ton of water before you go in, cut back or stop smoking before then, and if ya can dilute it with more water

the more water is in their, the harder it is for the reading to work
Good luck with them accepting your watered down piss. As soon as even an inexperienced piss-tester sees the color/ temp of the sample based on your 'adding-water' trick, you will have an epic fail.

If you don't know shit, don't speak.
 

Mr.Therapy Man

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I hear a lot of crazy way to clean up,there is only one way if you smoke and wont quit,Ive got a whizzanater and its never failed me in over 10 years,jobs,probation,methadone clinic,and never use fake urine,That bunko shit wont even pass a home test now,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,peace
 

super2200

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Just sneak some fucking piss in there, its for a Fed Ex job and they will send you to a dam clinic. Your not on probation no one is going to be allowed to look at your cock while you pee just get some from someone who does not smoke and I normally use a small rinsed out tylenol bottle with saran wrap under the lid as it is not leak proof. Place the bottle on the defroster while driving to the place so its hot as hell while you hid it behind your sack in your underwear. It should cool down to body temp by the time you have to pee. You will fail as soon as they stick the thermometer in there if temp isnt correct. Now a days they have the sticker temp gauge on side of cup. Most job interviews that are going to send you to a clinic with your sheet of paper are very simple to fool, the people that work there dont give a fuck about you and your piss.
 

super2200

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I hear a lot of crazy way to clean up,there is only one way if you smoke and wont quit,Ive got a whizzanater and its never failed me in over 10 years,jobs,probation,methadone clinic,and never use fake urine,That bunko shit wont even pass a home test now,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,peace
lol just noticed the Whizzinater comment, go fake cock!! have you ever fucked anyone with the fake dick?
 
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