Favorite lines to pick up girls!!

Some of my favorite lines that work for me:

"hey, how many grandchildren do you have?"

OR

"hi, you're cute, how many great grand children do you have?"

What lines work for you guys??

EDIT:
Yes, I like the older women!!!
LOL!!

Hi & hello


i cant help but see a beautiful woman and think " ITS A TRAP!!!"

so i keep the Hi/Hello, to myself... the flesh is weak

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

A smile then they come to me muhaha, I usually talk about mx tho it always works. But you can lighten the mood by saying I don't get why chicks dig scars but if that's the case you should see the one from my circumcision

Not sure. They hit on me first...

I got a tiny pee pee! gets em every time!

chewberto said:

I got a tiny pee pee! gets em every time!

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Followed up by and I want to get my dinky stinky

chewberto said:

I got a tiny pee pee! gets em every time!

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"its not big,but its cute" has worked for me.lol

Well im 6'5, so they always got to find out for themselves....
correction HAD, i am married now....see it works

"Excuse me, but does my handkerchief smell like chloroform to you" ?
They ~Fall~ for it every time.

I was in a bar with a guy I know and this guy sees someone he wants to talk to he says as long as I have a face you have a place to pee. The woman smilled. I fell off my bar stool.

lmfao! That's great, and I love the chloroform one too, I remember hearing that before lol

yer ass is so fine I can't believe you shit outta that thing.


it either works or it doesn't ....

i have actually seen " i lost my number, can i have yours" work...
we later started callin the dude, minute man, after a conversation with the chick later...

unohu69 said:

i have actually seen " i lost my number, can i have yours" work...
we later started callin the dude, minute man, after a conversation with the chick later...

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lol.I bet he could care less what you call him as long as he got some.Plus everyone knows the first round doesn't count

ya, we were all like family, construction crew on the road. we let him have the day off so she could meet him at the motel. apparently he didnt need the whole day, she could have just met him for lunch lol...

I'm an Astronaut and my next mission is to Uranus!

Im hesitant to know what kinda girls this would attract.....wait, i know..... never go Ass to Mouth

slowbus said:

yer ass is so fine I can't believe you shit outta that thing.


it either works or it doesn't ....

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Are you in to fitness? Try fittin this in your mouth.

^^ hahahaha never heard that one before. funny shit tho