Favorite lines to pick up girls!!

makaha99

makaha99

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Some of my favorite lines that work for me:

"hey, how many grandchildren do you have?"

OR

"hi, you're cute, how many great grand children do you have?"

What lines work for you guys??

EDIT:
Yes, I like the older women!!!
LOL!!
 
Hi & hello


i cant help but see a beautiful woman and think " ITS A TRAP!!!"

so i keep the Hi/Hello, to myself... the flesh is weak
 
A smile then they come to me muhaha, I usually talk about mx tho it always works. But you can lighten the mood by saying I don't get why chicks dig scars but if that's the case you should see the one from my circumcision
 
Well im 6'5, so they always got to find out for themselves....
correction HAD, i am married now....see it works
 
I was in a bar with a guy I know and this guy sees someone he wants to talk to he says as long as I have a face you have a place to pee. The woman smilled. I fell off my bar stool.
 
i have actually seen " i lost my number, can i have yours" work...
we later started callin the dude, minute man, after a conversation with the chick later...
 
unohu69 said:
i have actually seen " i lost my number, can i have yours" work...
we later started callin the dude, minute man, after a conversation with the chick later...
Click to expand...


lol.I bet he could care less what you call him as long as he got some.Plus everyone knows the first round doesn't count
 
ya, we were all like family, construction crew on the road. we let him have the day off so she could meet him at the motel. apparently he didnt need the whole day, she could have just met him for lunch lol...
 
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