CrackerJax
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I have definitive proof that extraterrestrial intelligent life DOES exist.
Know how I know for sure?
Cause they AREN'T visiting us!!
Know how I know for sure?
Cause they AREN'T visiting us!!
You ARE one! I knew it! I wanna go for a ride in your spaceship!I have definitive proof that extraterrestrial intelligent life DOES exist.
Know how I know for sure?
Cause they AREN'T visiting us!!
I call shotgun!Read my location: You call it earth.
I am here to catalog intelligent life.
So far..... I have not reported in with any data.
Still looking though.
Does it have a flux capacitor so we can time travel?hahaha!!! Make sure you have a towel with you.... I'll let you know.
I was just hoping we could make a stop in San Francisco circa 1967. Then again, I hear the weed was shit back then. Never mind.Hahah.... you are starting to drop down on my list!
The planet is only dumb if you hang out with the "humans". I have already shipped several thousand dogs back to space central. They qualified almost immediately.Yeah, well, read my location.
Weed was actually placed here by my predecessors to calm you mothers all down..... next thing you know....you all make it illegal...go figure....interferes with ur favorite past time .... violence.I was just hoping we could make a stop in San Francisco circa 1967. Then again, I hear the weed was shit back then. Never mind.
Hey! That was not my call. We are a backwards species though aren't we?The planet is only dumb if you hang out with the "humans". I have already shipped several thousand dogs back to space central. They qualified almost immediately.
Weed was actually placed here by my predecessors to calm you mothers all down..... next thing you know....you all make it illegal...go figure....interferes with ur favorite past time .... violence.