Farts In Weed Jar

RollMeOne420

Active Member
Lol is this some kind of a joke? If farting in a pillow gives someone pinkeye will farting on weed give them lung cancer :-o
 

RC7

Well-Known Member
yeah why dont you just take a large steaming dump into your mason jar while your at it
 

Kevro

Active Member
you all are doing it wrong.

i stick my buds up my ass to cure, shit will fuck you up.



bahahaha.
 

mouthmeetsoap

Active Member
yeah why dont you just take a large steaming dump into your mason jar while your at it
You don't want to do that. It wouldn't allow proper oxidization of the plant matter underneath. The op was right. 2-3 nice little farts. They don't need to be big farts, just enough that you feel the gas escape into the jar. It speeds up the curing process by a couple of weeks easily. You'll also want to "strain" the fart. Nobody wants to be doing this then look in the jar to realize they've sharted.
 

potpimp

Sector 5 Moderator
And don't forget to tell your girl friend how much she is just like her sister when you banged her. Chicks love hearing about your banging other chicks, especially their sisters.
 

mastiffkush

Well-Known Member
Important news update, confirmed report that "queefing" in curing jars increases THC productivity by 42% and gives the bud a distinct fishy smell.
 
my roommate tries burping in his jars. I call him a pussy and to be a man with some real gas. This being said, he has noticed much of a noticeable difference in taste. Mainly on nights where he drinks kool-aid. Taste's like kool-aid.
 

mastiffkush

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Researchers just confirmed that toenail clippings left in curing jars will completely eliminate 100% humidity. The rate at which they decompose will not only cure marijuana in 24 hours, it will give a reminensce of a toejam whole body experience! Scientists have just confirmed this experiment through extensive research, including but not limited to ingrown anal hairs, cum infected pussy pimples, binomial cyst ruptured puss, and James browns Jerry curls!
 
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