Ethical Cow Tipping

KLITE

KLITE

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Im not saying this has occured to me but im also not claiming it has not! All i am claiming is that if either of those possibilities have ever occured they should/would have been discussed here first.

So youre in a field trying to hotbox a car so heavy that you cant see 6 inches in front of you, you openj one window when some pussy claims their eyes hurt and as you open a window a cows face goes between you and the wheel and starts licking her nostrills. Proceeds to do so for a good couple of minutes while everyone craps their tits laughing, someone shoos it off and the blessed thing tips over.

So is that ethically ok or should i be really worried and such? if such a thing was to (not) happen???
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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Dont worry about ethics.

They are no good, only lead to sober decisions

Unless buying a cat

Ps I didnt read the op. I apologize
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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1) Group hotboxes in vehicle, smoke limits visibility
2)Window opened to let in fresh air
3) Bovine inserts head and licks female human occupant's nostrils.
4) Other occupants, but especially said female allows prolonged bovine nostril licking
5) Bovine finishes licking, has become stoned and unfortunately stumbles as it walks away

#riunewseditor
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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StonedFarmer said:
This man knows the rules.

Hes got dibs on u for seconds and Obviously has first grab at ur wife.

It is spoken
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hbwished od hitvhos wife..
be lappin like a dog atvthat wett pussy

but
i got that midas dick.
where yo ho learn what it means to actually live life.
theybalways end up leavin.. chasin ol qwizo
 
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