CheechNChong420
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This is my first grow and I was wondering if I could get some estimates on how much marijuana I will Yield from each of these female plants?
Estimated yield???
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Whybotherwithyou2
Active Member
One billion pounds!!!
Seriously evn with pictures it's impossible to answer. It all depends on grow knowledge, strain, veg time, and many more variables. More info would help.
The Mantis
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.2 grams up to 2 pounds is what you should expect to yield outdoor.
All those variables mentioned determine the exact number. Also, how much you trim. If you leave a lot of stems. Also, if it's seeded or not. Fluffy buds, dense buds. Read a bunch. It's all free information now online.
My advice would be to nurture and love the plant, and she will love you back with a fat sack of her goodies.
Good luck - post some pics and get some feedback.
All those variables mentioned determine the exact number. Also, how much you trim. If you leave a lot of stems. Also, if it's seeded or not. Fluffy buds, dense buds. Read a bunch. It's all free information now online.
My advice would be to nurture and love the plant, and she will love you back with a fat sack of her goodies.
Good luck - post some pics and get some feedback.
DAKUSHMAN 49
Well-Known Member
If she is grown perfectly you should yield enough for a couple joints and still have a few nugs left over
CheechNChong420
Member
. Any input on what the yield might be? hopefully the pics will work this time
DAKUSHMAN 49
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Here' s a picture of the girl. It's about 6 foot 2 inche. Any guesses on when she'll get introduced into the flowering stage? And maybe an estimate for what the yield would be around
pic is still not working....
danbridge
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Yes yes yes! Here is what I do to my plants: I bring a lil patio chair and set it in the garden right in the middle of the plants. Then I bring out a guitar or an auto-harp and sing to them! Sometimes i read stories to them about other plants. Sometimes I show them the pics of plants right here on RIU! The plants complain a bit about not being able to see the laptop screen in the sun, so I print out the pics. I hang the pics all around the garden area so my plants know how to grow.
When It comes to feeding time i give my plants baby talk. You know, as if you were talking to a puppy. While feeding I say things like "That a good plant, thats right baby eat up all the nutes and grow big fat nugs for daddy".
Sometimes, the teenager girls desire a male. I forbid them to date because of pregnancy dangers. I just don't like seeds.
Well, I hope this helped. You can also sleep with your plants if you like. They enjoy the company and security of thier farmer. Here are the lyrics to one of the songs I sing to them:
Lil baby clone
I shall call you Mary,
You could be white widow
You could be blueberry
I will let you grow for 8 months
Then I will hang you out to dry
Then I will pack you in a bong
And you will get me high!
SenorBrownWater
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old post is old...why you keep bringing old threads back to life dan?
Mr.Marijuana420
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ha, old cheech n chong skit,
danbridge
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I went to a boar tit shop the other day. Actually, they are quite valueable and expensive.
danbridge
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Because my seriousness only goes so far. Then I start to feel stress and anxiety so i smoke a lil extra to chill, and then i get so high that i troll old posts on the forum. I apologise if this has upset you. It is not my intention to step on anyone's toes here. Now I feel guilty for wasting your time, so now I have to smoke a lil more. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Thank you.
Jeffdogg
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Its Dave man, open up I think the cops saw me come in here..
danbridge
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If you are gonna hijack a thread, i'll hop on that band wagon....
Knock knock
whos isit?
its dave open up i got the stuff
who?
dave
WHO???
Dave! open i got the stuff i think the cops saw me.
Dave's not here
No Im dave now open up!!
1sttimeguy
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The fact that I know that skit makes me feel old...
