Eclipse Madness!

Unclebaldrick

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I cannot believe what I am finding when perusing youtube for crazy shit. Even making allowances for the mentally ill, I am beyond frightened by the number of people who are going bonkers by working this eclipse nto their desires for Revelations to come true in their lifetime.

It is insane. Utterly insane!

This was sent to me by a close family member who has clearly lost her fucking marbles. I weep for our poor intellectually dissipated nation. Don't watch the whole thing or you will lose several IQ points.


"I can confirm that there will be something like a civil war. A friend of mine named Melissa has had dreams of civil war for the past two weeks. Then I was granted a short open vision of the red horse of war. SO I do believe that there will be one soon."

"It's 85/15 Christian. Yes, It's lukewarm, mostly, after Socialism, Darwinism, Hawkingism, being exclusively taught in public schools by shallow-minded liberal teachers not allowed to deviate from the program of Islamo-Nazi propaganda. History, Science, and the Arts had "submitted" to the totalitarian socialist subversion over a hundred years ago. Time to hang the spies and moles of the traitorous Islamo-Nazi-Democrap's "shadow government" along with their bosses in all the political parties. Hang the entire Obama/Clinton Spy-Ring. Hang 'em in public. Hang 'em High! No mercy for Murderous Treason, Christian Genocide, and War-Mongering for Profit. Just Do It, For the Kids! REMEMBER BENGHAZI"



Here are some more with comments that I dig.


upload_2017-8-18_9-56-59.png Lol, the evil masters of Sesame Street were telling their satanic followers to prepare for a sign. Monsters? WTC? Eclipse? It's so obvious.

"September 16, 2017 is the anniversary of the March 11, 2011 Tohoku /Fukushima Japan earthquake (6 years, 6 months, 6 days) and is sabbath. Seven days later is September 23rd Revelation 12 sign and is sabbath. AND believe it or not, September 30, 2017 is the anniversary of the December 26, 2004 Indonesia earthquake and tsunami that killed 230,000 people in 14 countries. (666 weeks to the very day. 111,888 hours!!!) It is also sabbath, Yom Kippur, and day of atonement. Three sabbaths in a row making an earthly sign--heavenly sign--earthly sign sandwich. We will be in heaven soon! I've posted this find in about 30 comments boxes and only one person thought I found something neat. I would like to see this information in a video."


"The only thing I warn people of is don't believe in setting a date on the rapture. I know we want it to come, but I don't believe it will be exactly on september 20th - 22nd. God's timing is very different from ours, we don't know when it'll come. However, I'm only 19 and don't want to endure much more of this world lol, if I live to be 50 I cannot even imagine how it will be. I truly believe though that Jesus is coming within my lifetime

I believe this eclipse symbolizes the division of America. It ironically happens a few days after the huge riots in Virginia between white supremacists and leftists. I believe it's the beginning of tribulations. It's also ironic that the next solar eclipse will cross america in 7 years (the tribulation will last 7 years) and it marks an X over America."


The internet has brought the loonies together.
 
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SneekyNinja

Well-Known Member
I cannot believe what I am finding when perusing youtube for crazy shit. Even making allowances for the mentally ill, I am beyond frightened by the number of people who are going bonkers by working this eclipse nto their desires for Revelations to come true in their lifetime.

It is insane. Utterly insane!

This was sent to me by a close family member who has clearly lost her fucking marbles. I weep for our poor intellectually dissipated nation. Don't watch the whole thing or you will lose several IQ points.


"I can confirm that there will be something like a civil war. A friend of mine named Melissa has had dreams of civil war for the past two weeks. Then I was granted a short open vision of the red horse of war. SO I do believe that there will be one soon."

"It's 85/15 Christian. Yes, It's lukewarm, mostly, after Socialism, Darwinism, Hawkingism, being exclusively taught in public schools by shallow-minded liberal teachers not allowed to deviate from the program of Islamo-Nazi propaganda. History, Science, and the Arts had "submitted" to the totalitarian socialist subversion over a hundred years ago. Time to hang the spies and moles of the traitorous Islamo-Nazi-Democrap's "shadow government" along with their bosses in all the political parties. Hang the entire Obama/Clinton Spy-Ring. Hang 'em in public. Hang 'em High! No mercy for Murderous Treason, Christian Genocide, and War-Mongering for Profit. Just Do It, For the Kids! REMEMBER BENGHAZI"



Here are some more with comments that I dig.


View attachment 3996658 Lol, the evil masters of Sesame Street were telling their satanic followers to prepare for a sign. Monsters? WTC? Eclipse? It's so obvious.

"September 16, 2017 is the anniversary of the March 11, 2011 Tohoku /Fukushima Japan earthquake (6 years, 6 months, 6 days) and is sabbath. Seven days later is September 23rd Revelation 12 sign and is sabbath. AND believe it or not, September 30, 2017 is the anniversary of the December 26, 2004 Indonesia earthquake and tsunami that killed 230,000 people in 14 countries. (666 weeks to the very day. 111,888 hours!!!) It is also sabbath, Yom Kippur, and day of atonement. Three sabbaths in a row making an earthly sign--heavenly sign--earthly sign sandwich. We will be in heaven soon! I've posted this find in about 30 comments boxes and only one person thought I found something neat. I would like to see this information in a video."


"The only thing I warn people of is don't believe in setting a date on the rapture. I know we want it to come, but I don't believe it will be exactly on september 20th - 22nd. God's timing is very different from ours, we don't know when it'll come. However, I'm only 19 and don't want to endure much more of this world lol, if I live to be 50 I cannot even imagine how it will be. I truly believe though that Jesus is coming within my lifetime

I believe this eclipse symbolizes the division of America. It ironically happens a few days after the huge riots in Virginia between white supremacists and leftists. I believe it's the beginning of tribulations. It's also ironic that the next solar eclipse will cross america in 7 years (the tribulation will last 7 years) and it marks an X over America."


The internet has brought the loonies together.
But it also makes it very hard for them to deny their remarks after the inevitable failure of their predictions.
 

Unclebaldrick

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I strongly suspect that they delete their old videos after their predictions become false. But...

 
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Unclebaldrick

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Starts promoting his own DVDs at 0:39 seconds.

Starts saying "it's amazing how many Christians are arguing and living for money" at 2:18

Legit af.
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Some Amazon reviews:

"This book is so amazing as I am learning the importance of how and why God uses "numbers."

This book runs pretty deep and is filled with scripture to back up everything you read.

I am in the middle of the book and what I can tell you, is that even an atheist will come to know Jesus Christ as the true Messiah after reading this book.

Buy it, you won't regret it. You'll be amazed as you read about the signs God wants us to know about Him!!"


"I was fairly hesitant to purchase this; I'm a skeptical person by nature and I grew-up listening to a lot of ridicule regarding Christian pastors/preachers, not to mention End Times prophecy --but I can honestly tell you I couldn't be happier I bought this. As a whole, I can say this is the most fascinating book I have ever read besides the Bible. It contains so many amazing insights on patterns and meanings in the Bible and also their relation to events in our times and science. There is also a lot more too it than the title might suggest, but it would be hard to describe. The bottom line is: I learned an incredible amount about the Bible and it deepened my faith in the Lord. I don't like "blind" faith, I like real applicable evidence and information, and this book has it."

"Literally have a hard time putting this book down. It is jammed packed with all kind of useful, practical and accurate information to learn for yourself and share with others."


The only "one star" review.

"It does not coincide with Bible , God convicted me not to read I would not suggest this book I threw it away"
 

Abiqua

Well-Known Member
Churning of the milk sounds fascinating and stupid at the same time. So whut. Equal disdain or none, bitchez.
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
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Some Amazon reviews:

"This book is so amazing as I am learning the importance of how and why God uses "numbers."

This book runs pretty deep and is filled with scripture to back up everything you read.

I am in the middle of the book and what I can tell you, is that even an atheist will come to know Jesus Christ as the true Messiah after reading this book.

Buy it, you won't regret it. You'll be amazed as you read about the signs God wants us to know about Him!!"


"I was fairly hesitant to purchase this; I'm a skeptical person by nature and I grew-up listening to a lot of ridicule regarding Christian pastors/preachers, not to mention End Times prophecy --but I can honestly tell you I couldn't be happier I bought this. As a whole, I can say this is the most fascinating book I have ever read besides the Bible. It contains so many amazing insights on patterns and meanings in the Bible and also their relation to events in our times and science. There is also a lot more too it than the title might suggest, but it would be hard to describe. The bottom line is: I learned an incredible amount about the Bible and it deepened my faith in the Lord. I don't like "blind" faith, I like real applicable evidence and information, and this book has it."

"Literally have a hard time putting this book down. It is jammed packed with all kind of useful, practical and accurate information to learn for yourself and share with others."


The only "one star" review.

"It does not coincide with Bible , God convicted me not to read I would not suggest this book I threw it away"
not a hard feat, considering they're probably the only two books the author has ever read..
 
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