Dumbest thing you've ever done to your plants while high

Alright so I'm just kind of testing the waters here to see if anybody has any good stories of things they've done with / to their gardens while under the influence. I can't help but think that there are at least a few bomb tales out there.

Most recently? I was really stoned and attempted to transplant a couple of clones I had going. I had them both in those little jiffy pots and decided that it was time for the little guys to spread their wings. Despite dropping one twice and tearing at the root ball a little, and planting the other way crooked, they both seem to be doing fine now. I'll usually just over water when caring under the influence.

Sure am glad this is such a resilient plant.

I overdose my plant before flowering and that was a miracle that she is survived!

cut off a fan leaf, while topping her. then cut off a future top at the same time, so now instead of two tops i have one top. What dumb fuck, yeah? I'm still irritated by that. auggggg!!!! but she's surviving now. now I have to top it again.

had unprotected sex with them.....they said they were virgins though.

T dub c thats what they told me too...don't be a fool rap your tool!

i had my buds tied with fishing line when budding because they were falling over any way one nite i was just in the room looking at them and went to pull of a leaf and hit the fishing line and snapped the main cola off i was so pissed

my first plant i ever grew, had two main colas from seed, (never topped the plant) and while i was rearranging my plants in the flowering room, i knock a fan off a shelf and land right in between the two colas causing the thick stem to split right in half all the way down to the dirt. i tried saving it by putting tape tightly around it, but she didnt make it.......serves me right, i shouldnt have been getting high in my grow room;..

I found the smallest bud i could like right before it was time to chop her down and the bud looked so good that i ate the smallest bud. hahahahaha, it wasnt very good.

SayNoToDrugs said:

I found the smallest bud i could like right before it was time to chop her down and the bud looked so good that i ate the smallest bud. hahahahaha, it wasnt very good.

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lol. i once tried to smoke a bud that was only 4 wks in flower, jsut to see what it would do. it also wasnt very good

Ok I smoked a couple bowls and then proceeded to do a little gardening....

I started checking out my vegging plants and thought to myself damn why are these plants so spread out. So one of the things I decided to do was move around my seedlings. It took me a little while but eventually I was pleased with how they were situated under the light.

The next morning I go in to check on the garden and realize none of the 3 strains I was growing were labeled and I now had them all jumbled up......Lets just say I was pretty fucking pissed at myself.

I now make sure to label every container




Ive also been really stoned and accidentally watered all my seedlings with some really heavy nuted water.....

nowstopwhining said:

Ok I smoked a couple bowls and then proceeded to do a little gardening....





Ive also been really stoned and accidentally watered all my seedlings with some really heavy nuted water.....

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Damn, hahahahahahahahaha, thats gotta suck. Bet your seedlings were all druged up and high theirselves.

I picked off a leaf and dryed it out a little and decided I was going to roll a joint with it.

it was nasty burnt like shit but i managed to get even more stoned.. nothing really bad i guess sometimes i forget they are their and i'm like oh fuck i need to water

today i droped the bottle i use to water on them, they are now bent over

smokinjs said:

my first plant i ever grew, had two main colas from seed, (never topped the plant) and while i was rearranging my plants in the flowering room, i knock a fan off a shelf and land right in between the two colas causing the thick stem to split right in half all the way down to the dirt. i tried saving it by putting tape tightly around it, but she didnt make it.......serves me right, i shouldnt have been getting high in my grow room;..

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You tried to tape it together, thats fuckin hilarious.

hom36rown said:

You tried to tape it together, thats fuckin hilarious.

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you can easilly tape branches back in place and they will reattach

Its the same thing as grafting man

i gave them veg nutrients when i could clearly tell they were a couple weeks into flowering i dont know why i just didnt think about it. could have done much harm or any for what i saw. ah nvm its not a big deal