Drug tests?????????????

So we all know being a "legal" cannibus card holder doesnt mean bleep when it comes to getting a job. Any advice on how to get through a urine and saliva test? If I was prescribed the pill form would that hold any water???????????

well. i came across a post a while back and stored...let me see...I lost it!
sorry.
There is a book available called 'Fooling the Bladder Cops' that you should look into. its got all the details.

I can summarize what i know though. Those tests look into the nanoscale.
But its only an oil by composition. You can get rid of it.
Oils and lipids go together. Lipids are fat.
Fat is a storage of energy. Burn the fat, get rid of the oils and your body will replace them.
Do something and sweat really, really hard for as long as possible. Aerobics, Anaerobics.
As far as how many days necessary, thats depending on how much you smoke.
But basically its an energy storage that must be depleted. Once its depleted, its less likely to show on the tests.
Your Heart will be happy at you.

Well I workout alot so that wont be hard.lol. Once I get over a broken foot! But still dont think I want to risk it that way. May have to quit a month or so.

lots and lots of cranberry juice and water, exercise, drinking vinegar will help, as will a drink kit from your local headshop that gives you a 4 hour window to piss clean.

good luck!

I don't see how Vinegar would help. diuretics and certain vitamins are good. You should have two to three weeks imo to let the thc leave.

For jobs i have sneaked in clean urine and waited it out. Detox is the worst.

O, I also don't trust any special body cleansing drink. Some claim that they work.

I just use plain ol water does the trick for me everytime.But if you are a heavy person might not work

Checking my local paraphernalia/porno shop ASAP for the piss kits. This retail gig has my nerves shot. I feel like a ticking time bomb...one of these days, soon, some asshole customer is going to pull a tag on the "insult, bitch, be a general cunt to dontcopnone" machine and it's going to be their lucky day. It will be the day I tell that ass-hat customer exactly what I'm thinking, and how little I give a shit that they'll never come back to my store.

^^^^^ realness. i too hate it when theres a conflict between personal interest and professional interest. the way you put it into words was outstanding though.

urineluck is best easy to use practice first and keep some for randoms, if ever. its got 2 year shelf easy

A Secret Method I Know Is Certo ( Pectin ) You Drink A Large Amount Plus A Gang Of Water But This Method Is Shady For An Important Job Id Use The Urine Luck. i have, maybe