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Hey what's up, just curious if anyone can tell me some good thc cleansers that work good. Im a wake and bake guy and smoke on regular .I'm gonna be taking a urine test in the next month for a job. Open for any recommendations on what I can take to ensure I pass. Thanks

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lets try to look at this from a logical or scientific perspective.

thc has an initial half life of about 4hrs...as low as 2, as high as 6 depending on yiur body and lifestyle, in normal healthy people ie no issues metabolizing........ and a terminal half life about 30hrs. this is due to the high logp of the drug aiding in absorption to fatty tissue. and why heavy daily users can have a harder time cleansing. heavy is something like a 1/8-1/4 of bud a day to yourself , not just smoking daily but attempting to stay saturated...

now...
"an occasional or on-off user would be very unlikely to test positive beyond 3–4 days since the last use, and a chronic user would be unlikely to test positive much beyond 7 days,
it may only be detectable in saliva/oral fluid for 2–24 hours in most cases.
Cannabis is detectable in the blood for approximately 12-24 hours, with heavy/frequent use detectable in the blood for up to 7 days (its on and off as they hover along the cut off)"

jacked from a relatively unbiased drug detection discussion/site

as you can see, the curve starts to build with heavy users, but the quick half life is apparent....

, if none is stored in the body keeping you hovering along the cut off it leaves relatively soon...shit whats the term for this, man its been too long since i was in school a parabola i think, but thats not the term im.looking for..anyway you get the idea





now if you smoked half a gram with an avg of 20% thc of dank bud as the last time you smoked
(.1 grams of thc)
with a bioavailability of about 20% .. only .02 grams of thc entered your body.
..note this is not including a prior smoke session...
the test has a cut off at, .00000005 grams per ml.
not total in your body.
this means that after *24hrs having an avg metabolism and average hydration you could pass.
i dont feel like doing math, but total in your body would be less than the cutoff after *48hrs having an avg metabolism!. your piss, which again is not total but concentration per ml, will be clean after *24

its the terminal half life that becomes a problem. and really what these supplements aid.



in my line of work, i get drug tested often.
i documented a drug test on riu for personal reasons where i
smoked half a gram ~40hrs before testing and passed,
here i actually did some relatively extensive calculation... i smoke a few times daily...currently a light-medium user. a few times a day totaling 1-2 grams normally. i couldve gone alot sooner but i figure best to be cautious. im sure my calculations have been wrong before...i just cant remember such a time


* note that these are rough andgenerous estimations, more for info






exercise and stay hydrated to flush. bight before and morning eat a big meal. still stay hydrated.

good to go

also fake piss.
pectin b12 and creatine

Cool thanks for the info. Yeah I mean I smoke about 7 grams a week. So if I don't smoke for 4-7days and take some cleanser I should be good?

i took/paid for my own thc screening about a week before i was to be tested. it was like $30. if i passed that one (and i did), i knew i'd be good to go for the real one.

So a week without smoking I should be clean? I also drink a gallon of a water a day and run 3-4 miles 3-4 days a week as well.

ya

Sounds like a good plan to me - but whatever you do, do not run or do other heavy exercise the day of or even day before the test. THC stores in the fat, and if you burn fat shortly before the test, you're more likely to have THC metabolites in your system when you piss. Also, don't give them the first piss of the morning - drain the bladder thoroughly when you get up, and try to piss at least once more before the test to get it completely cleaned out. You want your piss to be somewhat diluted (but not so much that it gets flagged), rather than concentrated.

Good luck!

I have been a heavy user for the last 10 years, 2-3 times EVERYDAY. (Morning, afternoon, and evening). I am 5ft 9" and weigh 225lbs. I have been clean for 32 days. My test is coming up in about 3 days. Some things I have been doing are cardio 3-4 times a week followed by sauna for 15-20 minutes each time. I also took a 7-day detox and have been drinking about a gallon of water each day. My diet has been on and off healthy. Oatmeal for breakfast every morning. I have bought two store tests the last one about 2 days ago and each time I passed but the line is very very faint which is causing me to stress. What is your opinion that I can pass the test at the lab? I was thinking of doing the certo method along with creatine supplement, asprin and tums/rolaids.

You can get a prosthetic like the whizzonator, just make sure you get a size and race appropriate one. The Asian size is half price because its smaller. Niacin works but you need the non time released kind. When you get skin flushing you know its working and breaking down fat.This works and I smoked daily and tested clean for probation with niacin.

mikeymike83 said:

Hey what's up, just curious if anyone can tell me some good thc cleansers that work good. Im a wake and bake guy and smoke on regular .I'm gonna be taking a urine test in the next month for a job. Open for any recommendations on what I can take to ensure I pass. Thanks

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After the niacin lots of water to where you piss every ten minutes. This causes dilution and you piss water, this will look like water and a multivitamin will make it test like piss, with color. Some places will refuse the test if your piss is too clear.

Skunk Baxter said:

Sounds like a good plan to me - but whatever you do, do not run or do other heavy exercise the day of or even day before the test. THC stores in the fat, and if you burn fat shortly before the test, you're more likely to have THC metabolites in your system when you piss. Also, don't give them the first piss of the morning - drain the bladder thoroughly when you get up, and try to piss at least once more before the test to get it completely cleaned out. You want your piss to be somewhat diluted (but not so much that it gets flagged), rather than concentrated.

Good luck!

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shorelineOG said:

The Asian size is half price because its smaller. .

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lol, and conversely the black one is bigger?

justsmoked said:

I have been a heavy user for the last 10 years, 2-3 times EVERYDAY. (Morning, afternoon, and evening). I am 5ft 9" and weigh 225lbs. I have been clean for 32 days. My test is coming up in about 3 days. Some things I have been doing are cardio 3-4 times a week followed by sauna for 15-20 minutes each time. I also took a 7-day detox and have been drinking about a gallon of water each day. My diet has been on and off healthy. Oatmeal for breakfast every morning. I have bought two store tests the last one about 2 days ago and each time I passed but the line is very very faint which is causing me to stress. What is your opinion that I can pass the test at the lab? I was thinking of doing the certo method along with creatine supplement, asprin and tums/rolaids.

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You should be OK. You've quit for over a month. Bear in mind, THC is stored in fat cells. Don't take offense, but 5'9" 225 lbs. is heavy. Back in the 80's I worked in a nuclear plant for a while. We got tested once a year and we knew in advance we'd be tested around the first of April every year. So everyone stopped smoking for a month prior. We all passed, other than one guy who was about 6'2" & over 300 lbs. He used the excuse "I was at a (fill in the blank) concert and everyone around me was smoking weed". He got to take the test again and passed.

So, my advice is, take the test. Don't smoke again until you hear whether you passed it or not. If you passed, party hard. If not, use the above mentioned excuse. If you do test positive your levels are going to be so low they'll buy the excuse anyway.