Drug Test

anyone know how to get like nothing on your test cuz i want to smoke but i'm kinda looking for a job

kinda????????


come back when you're sure!

alright i'm sure lol

okay...dont smoke until you get a job.


waaahlaa!

aww but i want to is there any way to trick the system?

you must live under a rock or are underage.


yes detox

nah 18 already lol

you can use a prostetic dick and make it shoot out someone elses urine but now a days theyre wanting to see your junk a lunks but for that you have to sign a consent form

it was hard enough to get a physical for highschool football.. what the fuck makes people think im gonna let some random guy stare at my junk while im whizzin

"junk"

what are we in elementary, middle or high school or something?

who are you? the gay pedophile principle.

dont worry bout how i talk lol

yea, you just showed your maturity level big boy

dude.. this is rollitup.org

not lets all talk serious shit cause you dont know how to fake a drug test..

wait.. why are you here if you dont know how to fuckin fake a drug test..

bottle of urine under your nuts dog.. simple as that

I have been looking for jobs for 3 weeks now and was clean for 12 days, smoked one hit, and was clean for 12 more days when I was offered a job and told to take a piss test in 24 hours. I would consider myself a heavy user for the last 3 years. The test was a 5-panel test that is standard at Quest LAbs. I talked to a friend who swears by this product called STAT! FLush, which is a bottle containing 5 pills that you take 45 min to an hour before your appointment. I accidentally bought the liquid made by the smae company and is you are over 220 pounds (im 6'4 225) you need 2 bottles of either product. It took me too long to consume the drinks and I took a home test after and hour and tested positive. So i went to the store, bought 3 more home tests and two bottles of the pills. Downed all the pills in 3 min (10 pills, 5 per bottle, extremely easey, smaller than a vitamin) Drove towards the test site, halfway there i pulled over at a gas station to pee (you are supposed to pee 2-3 times beofre the test) and took a home test and passed, pulled over once more and took a home test and passed, took the drug test at the lab 30 min later. Came home and tested my piss again (45 min after test at lab, and still was clean). I have not heard back yet, but there is no way i failed thetest. The shit works for sure. My friend has passed seven parole officer piss tests in a row with this shit. He smokes 28 days out of the month, stops 2 days before the test (reccommended by product) and he passes every time. YOu are supposed to cunsume all the pills within 10 min and drin 52 oz. of water with it. Without this shit i dont know what i would do. costs 20-30 a bottle, well worth it. Definately works. I took a home test the day before with no pills and i failed, took one in the morning after drinking the liquid in too long of a time period and failed, and after the pills i passed 2 tests b4, and one test after. I've read a lot about the dilution method, and from what iv'e gathered it can work if done exactly right with creatine loading and all, but a lot of the time it produces a diluted result which isnt a failure but you have to retake the test. I know this stuff works and i have freinds who it worked for. GO with the pills, easier to consume, not some nasty tasting drink, just dont drink more than the reccommended water becasue it will over dilute the product. Ill let you know when i get the actual results back, but i cant imagine them being positive. Good luck, hope this helps.

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Crumbles said:

dude.. this is rollitup.org

not lets all talk serious shit cause you dont know how to fake a drug test..

wait.. why are you here if you dont know how to fuckin fake a drug test..

bottle of urine under your nuts dog.. simple as that

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..i know the fake urine i was just looking for something...less disgusting

Only way I pass test is filling a condom with piss, its gross but lol haven't failed, yet.


I duct tape it to my leg down low enough can't been seen but wont bulge and wear simi baggy pants.. Don't even have to touch the urine just poke a hole and fill.

duct tape?


and its not a good idea to have it on your legs. put it under ya balls. it will keep body temp!

if piss is under like 95-97f they will ask for retest

LoudBlunts said:

duct tape?


and its not a good idea to have it on your legs. put it under ya balls. it will keep body temp!

if piss is under like 95-97f they will ask for retest

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No balls here.

Duct tape - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

You can keep it warm on your leg long as it wasn't chilled before you put it on your leg.

nearly impossible to trick them now. worked at a drug testing company. can detect the detox agents...test the temperature...some observe you giving your specimen...either stop smoking and test yourself until clean or find a job that doesn't test. i know someone who tested dirty for four months!

ToastedFox said:

No balls here.

Duct tape - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

You can keep it warm on your leg long as it wasn't chilled before you put it on your leg.

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ROFL....I KNOW what duct tape is!!!

practically raised on that shit!


im just saying...wouldnt that shit hurt? well i dont know....we used that military duct tape. strong as fuck!

canigirl said:

nearly impossible to trick them now. worked at a drug testing company. can detect the detox agents...test the temperature...some observe you giving your specimen...either stop smoking and test yourself until clean or find a job that doesn't test. i know someone who tested dirty for four months!

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they cant detect ALL the detox agents.


golden seal and niacin i think is on their list tho!