Drug Test Coming Up!

Ok so i have a random drug test on tuesday. I smoked last night. In the pass 2 weeks i smoked about 2 1/2 ounces. What can i do? Am I fucked? If i smoked today could i still get it out by tuesday? Help me...

Urine test? Probably no chance. It depends on the threshold they're measuring for.
Hair sample? Impossible.

So either way im fucked...

If its urine look into "Quick fix" synthetic urine or similar product....bout 30 us dollars ....if anything else...blood/hair sample ure done....

Shave everything and drink a cleanser, prolly ur best bet

Get a clean friend to piss in a ziplock for you and strap it to your leg when you go in lol. You're not gonna pass a urine test, hair test they won't do, and a saliva test you MIGHT pass.... but don't take a chance, get someone elses piss.

if that ziplock unzips in your pants its gona look like you peed yourself lol.

Cutting it close. Are you skinny or a hefty fella? If you have a low body fat index/high metabolism, I passed one in 6 days one time by drinking 2 metric fuck tons of water and exercising, and then chugging water the day of and taking an azo urinary tract infection pill to give my pee color.

That way you are basically pissing straight water. If you can't sneak a fake pecker or fake pee/someone else's pee then its your best option.

IME, works better than a lot of the "flush" products that are loaded down with b-vitamins and creatine. These two bond with the metabolytes in your blood (edit: bladder/kidneys actually, I think) so its unrecognizable by the test. They DO work, but things like dairy products can throw them off, not to mention its easy to drink too much/not enough water for them to function properly. A lot of guys pay $30 for the drink and then drink so much water with it that they've peed it all out by the time they go.

wish i got a notice for my random drug testes, they just drive out in the field, snag me up and were on our way. You need to get some synthetic urine, someone mentioned quick fix that is what i use and have used it well over 20times, gonna buy stock in the company soon. It comes with a heat pad, i get the bottle typeand put it in slide it down on the side of my knee high socks while wearing pants of course, temp sensor side to skin and heat pad on out side, takes 15mins to hit the desired temps, check out your local smoke shops

fake urine is risky but might work, if you can get it in time and if the lab your test is sent to doesn't do extra tests to see if it's real urine like shaking it to see if it bubbles. It's risky I been there. The person giving you the test, if they're really ambitious and trying hard to find someone faking it, may ask if you take daily vitamins because of the color being almost neon, (also the case with flush kits and your own urine) so you say YES I do, everyday! and if asked, remember the name of the vit, like Centrum or Flintstones!

If you try to use your own urine buy a test kit from the local CVS or drug store and take it before you go in, if you fail....

Like they said, If you can find a buddy to piss for you, you could always find something better then a ziplock... A small plastic squirt bottle, something you could buy in a local grocery store, all kinds of stuff uses them. Keep it in the inner thy or overhanging gut if your lucky enough to have one with ducttape for added security ofc. This is by far your best and cheapest bet and well worth the embarrassment of having to ask someone.

For the piss in a baggie thing... I used to have a clean friend piss in a cup and suck it up into a visine bottle... which I would keep under my armpit.

You can always do what Frank Galeger did on SHameless...........