i like drinking and driving while hotboxing my car with my bubbler while speeding on the freeway.
i saw some bitch talking on her cell phone while driving the other day, so i threw my beer can at her and told her it was unsafe.
i didn't check the source, but that has to be from the onion right?? ( i did check the source, but man, that is some crazy shit for reals)..
My car has bluetooth and my phone has voice recognition texting. I still have to figure out how to get my phone to say my incoming texts. But all outgoing texts and bi-directional calls are hands free.
speak RIU.
proper translation: one starred.