Does Your Penis Measure Up?

Indacouch

Indacouch

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I don't find this thread amusing at all. I suffer from a abnormally large cumbersome penis and have to adjust my daily life accordingly.

No gym shorts

Walk or run , jogging will cause painful floppage.

Don't sit down on certain toilets...turtle head will go swimming.

Careful when closing doors,windows,drawyers,etc etc

Draw line on penis with permanent marker to know where to stop . So I don't hurt,injure,or kill anyone during sex or close contact sports.



So you all keep laughing and poking fun of us guys who have abnormally large penises......


It's a real thing.

Here's a pic for the doubters image.jpg
Wouldn't fit in the pic ...((smh))
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

Well-Known Member
Oh, and no skinny chicks...that's just askin for charges/trouble......no fat sloppy chicks either ...((THICK)) is where it's at IMO...but that's a whole other thread.

Nothing against fat sloppy chicks or super skinny chicks ....
 
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schuylaar

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Indacouch said:
I don't find this thread amusing at all. I suffer from a abnormally large cumbersome penis and have to adjust my daily life accordingly.

No gym shorts

Walk or run , jogging will cause painful floppage.

Don't sit down on certain toilets...turtle head will go swimming.

Careful when closing doors,windows,drawyers,etc etc

Draw line on penis with permanent marker to know where to stop . So I don't hurt,injure,or kill anyone during sex or close contact sports.



So you all keep laughing and poking fun of us guys who have abnormally large penises......


It's a real thing.

Here's a pic for the doubters View attachment 3938064
Wouldn't fit in the pic ...((smh))
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Cumbersome? Is it peen, scrote or peen/scrote combo?
 
londonfog

londonfog

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Indacouch said:
Oh, and no skinny chicks...that's just askin for charges/trouble......no fat sloppy chicks either ...((THICK)) is where it's at IMO...but that's a whole other thread.

Nothing against fat sloppy chicks or super skinny chicks ....
Click to expand...
Hell skinny chicks have the deepest
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

Well-Known Member
schuylaar said:
Cumbersome? Is it peen, scrote or peen/scrote combo?
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Definately peen.....my testicles are of unequal size and the larger one still looks small compared to my slausage......not sure if my large testicle is normal size, or if my third leg makes it appear to be undersized.....luckily my testicles have gone unnoticed because of my freak show of a penis.
 
Nugachino

Nugachino

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My weenis is so huge. I gotta dust with "blue pill" to figure out which pube to hold before a piss.
 
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