Does Size Matter?

If I sneeze and work fast I can grab mine most times.

april said:

Please submit all pics to me via PM and i will gladly "measure" each accordingly to the above posted rules, so i need all angles men!!

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I`m guessing we get banned if I just submit it on the forum?

Do we have to put the RIU brand name on it too?

My dicks circumsized by the way, fucking cannibals got me right after I was born lol

DelSlow said:

I can hang a towel on it if thats any consolation

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Must be able to vigourosly bounce said towel using only ones penile muscles...towel must fall wihin size and weight requirements in order to properly play the game. I do a warm up with a dry bath towel before moving up to the wet beach towel.

Feet apart,,,Shoulders square....anda 1 anda 2 and 3 anda rest,,,Don't forget to breath now....Here we go again this time we are gonna hold it for a count of 3...ready?

size doesn't matter, girth does.

crashbog127 said:

lol yea lmao...
lmao as far as the squirting .. is it difficult to make a girl squirt>?

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Yes and no. If she's ok with body fluids, experimental, and willing to surrender to you, then yes. Just have lots of towels on the bed. All women can do it but most have their heads too fucked up with insecurities to let go. It's not their fault either due to most men aren't into it nor supportive of it and somewhat generally clueless when it comes to making a woman cum.


btw, I had surgery to enlarge my penis. It was a hard decision but I'm glad I did it, it's now twice as big.

I'm now 2" !!

rosecitypapa said:

Yes and no. If she's ok with body fluids, experimental, and willing to surrender to you, then yes. Just have lots of towels on the bed. All women can do it but most have their heads too fucked up with insecurities to let go. It's not their fault either due to most men aren't into it nor supportive of it and somewhat generally clueless when it comes to making a woman cum.


btw, I had surgery to enlarge my penis. It was a hard decision but I'm glad I did it, it's now twice as big.

I'm now 2" !!

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ah yes, an addadictomy, I've heard of those.

crashbog127 said:

lol yea lmao...
lmao as far as the squirting .. is it difficult to make a girl squirt>?

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only ever made my wife squirt once, years back. that was a proud day.

she sometimes says nowadays 'i think i squirted' after rubbing out a good one, but nothing to rival what happened that one day.

rosecitypapa said:

Yes and no. If she's ok with body fluids, experimental, and willing to surrender to you, then yes. Just have lots of towels on the bed. All women can do it but most have their heads too fucked up with insecurities to let go. It's not their fault either due to most men aren't into it nor supportive of it and somewhat generally clueless when it comes to making a woman cum.


btw, I had surgery to enlarge my penis. It was a hard decision but I'm glad I did it, it's now twice as big.

I'm now 2" !!

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Damn right with girls being too fucked up with insecurities to let go!!

I`m glad your surgery went okay, it can damage some peoples penises for life if it goes wrong apparently!

You gotta love whatever "god" or "mother nature" gives you and hate whoever dislikes, rule of the thumb Change what you can and be proud of the rest buddy!

rosecitypapa said:

Yes and no. If she's ok with body fluids, experimental, and willing to surrender to you, then yes. Just have lots of towels on the bed. All women can do it but most have their heads too fucked up with insecurities to let go. It's not their fault either due to most men aren't into it nor supportive of it and somewhat generally clueless when it comes to making a woman cum !!

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I wish i could say this was false, but it's sooo true

rosecitypapa said:

Yes and no. If she's ok with body fluids, experimental, and willing to surrender to you, then yes. Just have lots of towels on the bed. All women can do it but most have their heads too fucked up with insecurities to let go. It's not their fault either due to most men aren't into it nor supportive of it and somewhat generally clueless when it comes to making a woman cum.




btw, I had surgery to enlarge my penis. It was a hard decision but I'm glad I did it, it's now twice as big.

I'm now 2" !!

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wow you grew a whole inch huh lol

My penis is ate inches, I say ate because this one fat girl ate all 8 inches many times last year. I was always afraid she was going to bite it off and swallow it for a snack. Now back to stamina. That's right. As long as you can keep your pelvic bone jack hammering away between those two meaty buns for 20 minutes or whatever, they will gush all over. I'm only 20ish so I haven't been boning for up to 60 minutes like so many people say they do. I am all about quality and intensity. No reason to hold my nuts for an hour...

crashbog127 said:

wow you grew a whole inch huh lol

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ok, maybe I was exaggerating, it's an inch and a half.

lol to funny.. no1 wants to compare sizes

I have to tape the condom on cause it’s always falling off

lol rough.. feel bad for you bro -_-
lol

I submitted mine, I actually thought my ruler was a 7 incher, but apparently its a 6 lol (wishfull thinking )

I got some proper wood and re measured!

6 and a half inch by 2 wide.

I`m still convinced I could get to 7 if my girlfriend was sucking me off (yet again, I see some wishful thinking )

But true, nobody wants to submit dick sizes hahaha

Tenner said:

I submitted mine, I actually thought my ruler was a 7 incher, but apparently its a 6 lol (wishfull thinking )

I got some proper wood and re measured!

6 and a half inch by 2 wide.

I`m still convinced I could get to 7 if my girlfriend was sucking me off (yet again, I see some wishful thinking )

But true, nobody wants to submit dick sizes hahaha

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LMFAO omg i feel like i get larger if im sucked off to haha!!!

lmao, it's just a feeling you dont

Normal sized dudes have the advantage,







Weiners don't hang down in the poopy water.