Do you talk dirty?

C

ClassicSmoker

Member

• Jan 13, 2013

• #1

Who talks dirty to their plants?
I do, I swear they talk back.

 

cheechako

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2013

• #2

Fuck no! That shit would traumatize those bitches.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Jan 13, 2013

• #3

I mind my Goddamned manners around the little shits. cn

 

K

Kodank Moment

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2013

• #4

I talk dirty to female women, not plants. I'm not gonna waste the energy if I'm not bustin a nut. The better question is....

Has anyone tried using shaft juice to fertilize their plants? Pun intended.

 

giggles26

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2013

• #5

Are you wanting to mate with your plants or was that not the kinda talk dirty you meant?

 

Zaehet Strife

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2013

• #6

I used to do a sort of baby talk with them when i grew. I think it helped

 

purpz

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2013

• #7

I admit, I've done the invisible head(BJ) motion with some before.

 

potpimp

Sector 5 Moderator

• Jan 13, 2013

• #8

I bet some have splooged on them before. Glad nobody's thought to make a thread on that.

 

cheechako

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2013

• #9

potpimp said:

I bet some have splooged on them before. Glad nobody's thought to make a thread on that.

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https://www.rollitup.org/spirituality-sexuality-philosophy/297804-smoking-bud-wanking-same-time.html

 

potpimp

Sector 5 Moderator

• Jan 13, 2013

• #10

cheechako said:

https://www.rollitup.org/spirituality-sexuality-philosophy/297804-smoking-bud-wanking-same-time.html

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Nothing like busting a big load when you're really high. ...then eating a big bowl of Dutch Chocolate ice cream.

 

M Dogg

Active Member

• Jan 13, 2013

• #11

The reason why plants love it when we talk to them is simple...it's 'cause when you breathe (talk) you're givin' the girls free CO 2
!

 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2013

• #12

I only talk dirty to the males.... just before I kill them.

 

Dr. Greenhorn

Well-Known Member

• Jan 14, 2013

• #13

Carne Seca said:

I only talk dirty to the males.... just before I kill them.

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oh my!

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Krondizzel

New Member

• Jan 14, 2013

• #14

potpimp said:

Nothing like busting a big load when you're really high. ...then eating a big bowl of Dutch Chocolate ice cream.

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I'd rather eat the ice cream while I get a BJ.

 

C

ClassicSmoker

Member

• Jan 14, 2013

• #15

I whisper in my plants leaves...
Like you would right before you start kissin a girls neck.
Then I give em a lil kiss.

 

slowbus

New Member

• Jan 14, 2013

• #16

i feed 'em drinks and tell 'em lies.

 

dirtyho1968

Well-Known Member

• Jan 14, 2013

• #17

Carne Seca said:

I only talk dirty to the males.... just before I kill them.

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Do you blow hot air on their pollen sacs?

 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member

• Jan 14, 2013

• #18

dirtyho1968 said:

Do you blow hot air on their pollen sacs?

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I haven't touched a pollen sack..er...sac in years.

 

C

ClassicSmoker

Member

• Jan 14, 2013

• #19

Carne Seca said:

I haven't touched a pollen sack..er...sac in years.

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Wish I could say the same
That hermie made me do it. I didn't want a sac

 

Jimmyjonestoo

Well-Known Member

• Jan 14, 2013

• #20

Good lord what is wrong with you people