Dilemna

I have ahd this interview for a job looming. I aced the initial interview, and conquered the back ground check, and now comes the drug test and physical. I have not cleaned out because I do not beleive in it! Lol! Instead, I have a whizzinator and a bottle of MEGA CLEANSE. Now, due to the physical being first, I will carry the whizzinator in my pocket and for extra measures in case I decide not to use the whizzinator, I will also drink the 50 dollar bottle of mega cleanse. Worth it in my eyes. I have to keep the whizzinator in my pocket just because I have to drop trow for the physical. I asked someone that took two tests for this company and they said that they do not make you empty your pockets, which I was thinking they might do, and noone watched you. What do ya'll think the chances of them making me empty my pockets are? And if they do, what should I do? Also, the tempature... I have only one heat pad and one vile of pee. I will rig it with the heat pad and on the way there maybe keep it between myh legs or my arm pit or something. You are suppose to have one side touching skin, and the other with the heat pad to regulate it at 98-100. I won't be able to fully do that so, should I still try to use the whizzinator? If I used the heating pad and kept it touching my skin while driving, but then moved it to my pocket when I arrived would the temperature still be accurate? If ya'll were in my situation, what would you do?

Please don't burry this post! It is important to me and my family.

if you're bringing the wizzinator and they make you empty your pockets you're fucked, plain and simple. you pays your money and you takes your chances.

I don't know man, if the drink is garuanteed to work then I would drink that if this is sucha big deal, better to break your principles then lose a job you really want/need. Other than that, you sound like u have thought this out and the plan you have seems to be the best one. But like I said I would rather take the cleansing drink if I know it's gonna work so that nothing can go wrong. As far as temp. for your urine goes, try buying some hand warmers to help keep the pee warm if you think you're going ot have trouble doing so. Hope that helps, gl man

use the wizanator I doubt that they will search you............if they do try to search you, just bug out on them and tell them you want a warrant ect and you take your constuntional rights seriously blah blah blah, leave and come back later and say you need the job so now you will take the test

I hope they don't search me. But that's the thing about drinks though, when I was in the military I passed with one, but the drinks are never fail proof. Maybe before I Take the test I can put the nator in my waist band or something. I'm iffy on drinks, but I would hate to get caught with the nator. I thought about hiding it else where, but I have to drop trowl, so i don't know where. Can and will they do that at urinalysis to get a job? Can they ask you to empty your pockets?

Help me!!!

Don't burry this!!!

Dude, you already got the best advice I can think of. Why did you buy the drink if you don't want to use it? I'll quote somethin from another forum that is an "All natural": way to detox.

cincy boy said:

alright I learned this from an old hillbilly friend of mine that has to take drug

test for his work and I'v personally tried this my self so no worries

Ok theres this stuff called sur gel its used to make

jellys and jams it gives them there texture the jelly feeling

you buy a box of that its around 2$ from a grocery store its all the same

amont when you buy it jello also works and taste better.you take that and

and mix it in a 20oz bottel with cold water and shake it real good

Two hours before your test you drink the mix and then drink another 20oz

bottel of sumthing it can be anything make sure you eat sumthing to and

take 1 piss after you eat and then take the test your garented to pass even

if you smoke the day befor the reason is is that it coats your stomach and

when you piss its just a gel but its really piss it really works no joke i

wouldent post it on here if it didnt

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you probably would be better off cleaning out your system for this job....however i was never asked to empty my pockets only thing i was told in the past was not to flush or run the sinks, and they always checked the temperature right away....a friend told me about the same method you are talking about...but i always felt like it was too risky, my luck it would fall on the floor while im walking back to the room with the nurse and she steps on it lmao...i would just walk out of there fast...anyway good luck man..i hope you figure out something...

Thanx bro. I still don't know what I'm going to do but I'm pretty sure the outcome will be decent. I will only naturally pee if the temp is off on my vinyl bag.

i fucking failed and got caught

Can you not get clean piss from anyone? Do they watch when you take the test? I always use my aunt's pee to take my drug tests (2 to 5 level tests). I rinse out a condom, put the pee in it, tie, stick in a cup of coffee/cappachino until I get to the testing sight. It has yet to fail.....now one time I fucked up on opening the condom and spilled pee on me. That really sucked. Otherwise, that's what I've been doing the past year for my tests. I work through a temp agency so I have to test for every job I go to. I have also done this for regular employment.....but then I decide I don't want the job after taking the drug test.

Jennifer

SAINTC said:

i fucking failed and got caught

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What are you bullshitin....................if not whats the story?

buy a little bit bigger shoe and store the fake pee in a container in there? its what I did on mine when I have a physical during a drug test.

SAINTC said:

i fucking failed and got caught

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damn dude..what happened

I passed my physical, and they didn't even make me drop trow!!! The physical dude was so cool, that I was jsut chillin, but then I went to take my breathalizer, and aced that. Finally came the drug test, because of the physical ?I kept the whizzinator in my pocket thinking they didn'tsearch pockets because that's what people told me....hmmm... Looks like they had a policy change. IEven so, I had sweats on and they were baggy so it looked like my pockets were empty when they really were't. We went into a rooma nd she asked me to empty my pockets, and I sgot nervous but I started to do it, and it seemed like she wasn't paying attention. I emptied them except for the whizz, and I pulled half of that pocket out because she said she had to see the linings. Then she noticed that it wasn't fully out and she said pull that pocket out more, and I started to do it, and then the peach dick popped out and at first she didn't notice and then she said, what's that. So, I said......a whizzinator... and she called several people in there and i had to show it to them and they escorted me out the building and they wrote it down for the employment office and my job recruiter to see. It was so freakin humiliating. I wanted to die, but then at the mall, I ran into the malls operations manager not 1 hour afterwards and he heard me complaining to my wife about bein jobless again and I shoulda brought my resumes. He stopped and said, u need a job, and I said yeah and let em know that I am prior military honorably discharged, and I got a supervisor position!!!!! Now I got a piss test with lab corp..... Idk how they operate but there is no physical this time. So should I go in strapped up with the whizzinator? I'm definately not putting it in my pockets, but is there a way they can detect a whizzinator, like will they pat me down?

nah strap that bitch up that just make you empty your pockets that's it and pee with the door open and no flushing. At least that's what I did at lab Corp

u had to pee with the door open?

are u probation or pre employment?