Dangers of getting caught

Hey guys. This upcoming 2014 summer I will be doing a gorilla grow and i had a few questions. I'll be growing 6 plants but every single one in a different place. My places are FAR away from civilization and tending to them will most likely be a half-day affair. I do not care how long it takes to get water or whatever to them as long as i can ensure safety. Do you think a copter will send ground-men to chop my plant(s)? All my plants are said to be monsters and I feel I have quite a bit of knowledge to make them monsters so they probably will be visible. What do you guys think?
 

a mongo frog

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Once your "6" plants become the target of project red dragon, a full on military guided led team will be embarking on your area!!! They will camp out for weeks maybe months, setting up sonar radar gear which is in turn is linked to NASA. Once they obtain clearance to proceed from Obama, they will send an onsalot of masked orthidox Jews to eradicate the huge 6 plant farm. That's how It going down. Any thoughts?
 
@a mongo frog
Thanks man..you brighten up my depressed spirits. I'm not old enough to have a medical card, I'm a year away. I have a genetic depression that I have meds for..don't take them because sativas are far better meds than those pills. Even if it was a stupid question you didnt need to throw it in my face. Ill try another forum perhaps
 

NorthofEngland

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Hey guys. This upcoming 2014 summer I will be doing a gorilla grow and i had a few questions. I'll be growing 6 plants but every single one in a different place. My places are FAR away from civilization and tending to them will most likely be a half-day affair. I do not care how long it takes to get water or whatever to them as long as i can ensure safety. Do you think a copter will send ground-men to chop my plant(s)? All my plants are said to be monsters and I feel I have quite a bit of knowledge to make them monsters so they probably will be visible. What do you guys think?
Come on, Man!
You're going to devote half of each day to the task of hiking around woods and forests smuggling water and nutrients to 6 different grow spots?
It's a bizarre thing you're planning and your worries about helicopters dispersing eradication teams is either your idea of spinning a joke OR you're a paranoid schizophrenic.

Why not spend the 6 hours each day working for minimum wage and, after 8 months of saving this wage, buy four times as much weed as you could've grown??
 

spek9

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Do two spots, three plants each. The amount of diversity that you're suggesting is ridiculous for only 6 plants.

We used to grow numerous plants across several spots each year, each spot had 1-3 dozen plants. We always counted on losing about 20%.

Make sure your grow areas are in places out of the way, but there's a legitimate reason to be walking in (hiking, camping etc), and don't linger around the area. Get in, get out and only visit when you absolutely have to.

A walk-in that takes a half day is a show-stopper for me. If I couldn't get in within 1.5 hours from my front door (including drive then walk), it was out of the question.

-spek
 

MonkeyGrinder

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I'll be growing 6 plants but every single one in a different place.
Way too much work for 6 plants. Try 6-10 plants in 6 different places.
My places are FAR away from civilization and tending to them will most likely be a half-day affair. I do not care how long it takes to get water or whatever to them as long as i can ensure safety
You will once you figure out water weighs around 10 lbs a gallon. Throw 6 gallons of water in a backpack. Go hiking around to all your spots carrying it. Your opinion may change. Check out the Guerrilla guide in the general section. Even the OP of that thread gripes about it.
\Do you think a copter will send ground-men to chop my plant(s)?
If you're growing 20 plants a plot then that's a big maybe. Other that that I wouldn't worry about it. You're going to lose plants outdoors. No way around that. Whether it be to the cops, robbers or nature.
All my plants are said to be monsters and I feel I have quite a bit of knowledge to make them monsters so they probably will be visible.
I hope you're not relying on breeders descriptions. Every single bit of the descriptions are capable yes. But under complete dialed in optimal conditions. And not to mention yield is most likely via sog method or other very high maintenance methods. That's not guerrilla growing.
What do you guys think?
It seems a few people have already started throwing answers to your question. And frogman up and decided to throw a little joke your way. Which you in turn handled pretty badly.
Ill try another forum perhaps
That's a complete wrong attitude to have. You don't like the answers then just go elsewhere hoping to get something you want to hear? Take it over to grass shitty or 420chan or wherever. They're more than likely to tell you the same thing.
Now go read up through the winter. Lurk through outdoor guerrilla threads. Rethink your plan. Then make a halfway reasonable one.
 
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