Damn i wish i recorded this

Ptrickl9

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My sister brought home a Japanese guy she is dating, he is visiting the U.S for a month. Now this guy is 22 and has never smoked weed so naturally i got him ripshit fuckin baked yesterday. I have some sour diesel so i had him do a bong rip then we smoked a bowl (a few shots as well).

A little info on this man, He is about 6'1'' 200 ib's and trains in muay tai and jujitsu.

This guy had the worst reaction ive ever heard of, he lost it big time. He started to panick, and he thought he was going to die. I told him to lay down on the couch and just close his eyes which he did. He then got up and starting telling me he was going to go back in time and not smoke. So he started beating the shit out of my dry wall, just fucking punching like a mad man knocking holes all over.

Ive never been so scared in my life, i had no idea what to do it was just me and him and he was rambling in broken english mixed with japenese saying he had punch my walls to turn back time. There was no fuckin way i was going near him seeing as how he has about half a foot and 50 pounds on me. I was trying to calm him and after he threw a couple dozen punches he stopped and layed back down.

He eventually chilled out after my sister came over, he went on and on about time travel (he was crying and yelling). We went on and played halo like nothing happened.

Im gonna go out and by some lottery tickets because i was soo lucky. I remember thinking if this guy comes at me im gonna stab him cause i went and grabbed a knife from the kitchen and just didnt know what to do cause police werent an option.
 

jonblaze420

Well-Known Member
My sister brought home a Japanese guy she is dating, he is visiting the U.S for a month. Now this guy is 22 and has never smoked weed so naturally i got him ripshit fuckin baked yesterday. I have some sour diesel so i had him do a bong rip then we smoked a bowl (a few shots as well).

A little info on this man, He is about 6'1'' 200 ib's and trains in muay tai and jujitsu.

This guy had the worst reaction ive ever heard of, he lost it big time. He started to panick, and he thought he was going to die. I told him to lay down on the couch and just close his eyes which he did. He then got up and starting telling me he was going to go back in time and not smoke. So he started beating the shit out of my dry wall, just fucking punching like a mad man knocking holes all over.

Ive never been so scared in my life, i had no idea what to do it was just me and him and he was rambling in broken english mixed with japenese saying he had punch my walls to turn back time. There was no fuckin way i was going near him seeing as how he has about half a foot and 50 pounds on me. I was trying to calm him and after he threw a couple dozen punches he stopped and layed back down.

He eventually chilled out after my sister came over, he went on and on about time travel (he was crying and yelling). We went on and played halo like nothing happened.

Im gonna go out and by some lottery tickets because i was soo lucky. I remember thinking if this guy comes at me im gonna stab him cause i went and grabbed a knife from the kitchen and just didnt know what to do cause police werent an option.

He was on the right track you stupid. Everyone knows all you have to do to turn back time is to repeatedly punch in dry wall.
 

rowlman

Well-Known Member
my cousin did that to me after Desert Storm when he returned...I didn't know his liquor problem, we drank shots of Jack and drank a case of bud...next thing I know he's wanting to fight some guy who hasn't been around in years!...he's like " FIND HIM NOW!!!"...I was like WTF dude?...it was all over a stupid 2 year old, 2 minute fight between this guy and my other cousin....long story short, he threw my buddy around the house ( who was clueless ) and left, on foot marching his way to no where to find a dude that didn't exsist anymore...lol
Later, he got me kicked out of every cool bar in town...he's still a dick 20 years later too.
 

jonblaze420

Well-Known Member
my cousin did that to me after Desert Storm when he returned...I didn't know his liquor problem, we drank shots of Jack and drank a case of bud...next thing I know he's wanting to fight some guy who hasn't been around in years!...he's like " FIND HIM NOW!!!"...I was like WTF dude?...it was all over a stupid 2 year old, 2 minute fight between this guy and my other cousin....long story short, he threw my buddy around the house ( who was clueless ) and left, on foot marching his way to no where to find a dude that didn't exsist anymore...lol
Later, he got me kicked out of every cool bar in town...he's still a dick 20 years later too.
What a shitty night for your cousin. Shit sucks. Booze can somehow make us just want to fucking fight about the way a picture is hung, especially if it's by someone who hung it that way when they said something out of the corner of their mouth while talking about something really stupid. That's a made up example but you see what I mean?

Need to get in the right state of mind, and find a liquor that treats your mind and body right naa mean?
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
my cousin did that to me after Desert Storm when he returned...I didn't know his liquor problem, we drank shots of Jack and drank a case of bud...next thing I know he's wanting to fight some guy who hasn't been around in years!...he's like " FIND HIM NOW!!!"...I was like WTF dude?...it was all over a stupid 2 year old, 2 minute fight between this guy and my other cousin....long story short, he threw my buddy around the house ( who was clueless ) and left, on foot marching his way to no where to find a dude that didn't exsist anymore...lol
Later, he got me kicked out of every cool bar in town...he's still a dick 20 years later too.
He fucked your bong! ... cn
 

chasta

Active Member
you took someone thats never smoked and gave em some really good shit . Did you think he was just gonna be carry on like nothing happened . He was prolly stoned over for a day and a half . to much to quick to fast he may never smoke again . still funny though . I would fed him with info about man made clouds and 12-20-12 talk .
 

Schmarmpit

Well-Known Member
I know this story is fake. There are no 6'1" 200lbs Japanese men.

Awesome fucking story though. Made me laugh. Power punching through walls and all.
 

PeyoteReligion

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Lol I've seen almost the same thing happen but with DXM (one reason ill never do it again) and the asshole was huge to. Dude lost his shit. I would fight most people but not when your in the state this guy was. He had freakish strength. Threw the fucking couch accross the room. Was speaking in what sounded like tounges. So we took baseball bat to his shin and sat on his chest untill he came back to reality.
 
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