damn i NEED HELP DRUG TEST IN 5 hours

I just got hired at my local convint store (safeway) an if they drug test me it'll be today. the test will be a cotton swab test, & I smoke weed every day, popd a pill (a clean MDMA pill) 3 days ago. and i was smoking salvia last night (first time ever haha it was great) is there anyway i can pass this test? PLZ GIVE ME ANY ADVICE U GOT QUIKLY PLZ.

havent heard of that test sorry, best of luck to you

I think hot topix sells fake piss.

Most head shops do. Synthetic urine. Google it.

Oh nevermind it's cotton swab? Gargle with peroxide other than that IDK, tough one. Stop doing so much drugs maybe.

if its a urine test, then i have had success with terminator gold. you drink it, then piss once before you test. Drink plenty of water.

hmmm , sucks they gave you no notice, looks like you wont be getting that job

afaik the cotton swab is only good for up to 3 days in the past (for weed) ie: if you smoked more than 3 days ago and tested, you'd show up clean. dunno how it is on the other stuff, but most of them get out of your body pretty quickly. weed is really the only one id worry about, so just wash the fuck out of your mouth with everything you can think of and you'll have a better shot.

and yea... maybe lay off all the drugs for a while

this is prolly too late but my cuzin told me she rinsed her mouth with a mix of ajax and water..brushed her teeth with it too...she passed

i got the job (1st day today) never testd me

congrats bro

ya thnx man

i've smoked a couple hours before a swab test and gargled peroxide and passed a couple times

how do you find a job, at safeway, in the bay area, during these economic times?

kudos to you.

fdd2blk said:

how do you find a job, at safeway, in the bay area, during these economic times?

kudos to you.

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is that glass worthy fdd? lol

honestly ill bet your boss tokes
and would they even bother testing you for pot in cali?
it would be a waste of time and money because most of yall are legal

if you got tested and failed just say you walked passed fdds house and walked into a cloud of smoke
you dont know what happened but you woke up in the park with tacobell wrappers everywhere

KaleoXxX said:

is that glass worthy fdd? lol

honestly ill bet your boss tokes
and would they even bother testing you for pot in cali?
it would be a waste of time and money because most of yall are legal

if you got tested and failed just say you walked passed fdds house and walked into a cloud of smoke
you dont know what happened but you woke up in the park with tacobell wrappers everywhere

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safeway is a hard gig to get into. last i heard they were union. i know someone who went a long way starting out as a bagger at safeway.

is safeway more like a cumbies or a shaws?

KaleoXxX said:

is safeway more like a cumbies or a shaws?

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safeway is pretty much a big chain grocery store. you know "the grocery store". the SUPERMARKET.

well he said it was a convenience store....

no need to get all CAPITOL on me haha

KaleoXxX said:

well he said it was a convenience store....

no need to get all CAPITOL on me haha

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SUPER anything is always capitalized.