Custom "rig" I'm making..

Hey everyone,

Just showing a pic of a "rig" I'm making. I don't blow glass or anything so obviously it isn't going to be perfect. I used a bottle of cologne (Curve for men, smells hella good too!) and so far I got a dome less quartz nail. For the mouth piece I plan on getting a glass straw or something. I drilled the hole with a diamond bit. I don't think I will use it with water because of the lack of down stem. Any thoughts or ideas?

Also... I don't keep socks on my table, I was de-shedding my boxer (as you can tell with the hair) and I use the socks to wipe him down after to grab all the small little hairs.