Actually I was a breech! Momma got no end of guilt mileage out of that.
A favorite joke:
"Did I ever tell you, son, the you were a Caesarean delivery?"
"That explains so much, Mother", said Joseph as he climbed out the kitchen window.
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If pitbulls are on the dangerous dogs list, christ knows how i'd persuade the government to let me keep one of these. I imagine it would prove quite tricky taking out home insurance as well.