Cream Of The Crop: S.T.D (Sour Turbo Diesel)

Discussion in 'Smoke Reports' started by Pee_You, Apr 29, 2018.


    Pee_You Well-Known Member

    Date: 4/29/18
    Strain: Sour Turbo Diesel
    Judge: Pee_You
    Breeder: C.O.T.C
    Grower: Pee_You


    1. Visual Appeal: Great 9.5 / 9.75

    2. Visible Trichomes: Frosty 10.0

    3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for a more precise report.

    Clear [ ] Cloudy [ x ] Amber [ x ] Dark [ ]

    4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.

    Brown [ ] Green [ 8 ] Gold [ ] Blue [ 2.5 ] Grey [ ] White [ 2.5 ] Red [ ] Rust [ ] Orange [ 2.5 ] Purple [ ] Black [ ]

    5. Bud density: [ 9.5 ] Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are not in their natural state leave this field blank.

    6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence.
    Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.

    Sour [ 8 ] Earthy [ 6 ] Petroleum [ 7 ] Fresh Cut Grass [ 2 ]

    7. Aroma [ 10 ] Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.

    8. Seed content [ 0 ] Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.

    9. Weeks cured [ 2 ] If known enter the number of weeks your sample has been cured. If desired repeat SSR after an additional two weeks of curing.


    Address these questions while smoking.

    1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation.

    Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc) [ ]
    Vaporizer (enter the brand name) [ ]
    Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass) [ ]
    Joint: (OCB) [ x ]
    Other (specify):

    2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced presence.

    Sourness [ 8 ] Earthy [ 6 ] Petroleum [ 7 ] Fresh Cut Grass [ 2 ] Skunk [ 0 ]

    3. Taste [ 9 ] Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.

    4. State of dryness [ 5 ] Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.

    5. Smoke ability [ 10 ] Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.

    6. Smoke expansion [ 2 ] Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.

    SMOKE TEST COMMENTS: The taste is very difficult to explain. Definitely NO kush. It didn't have that heavy, thick taste. It was a strong but light, sharp, razor cut taste. Wicked smooth on the exhale. Doesn't stick in your mouth when you take a sip of water. You just know it's absolute dank

    Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.

    1. Dosage [ 3 ] Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.

    2. Effect onset [ 4 ] Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.

    3. Sativa influence [ 10 ] Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.

    4. Indica influence [ 1 ] Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme.

    5. Potency [ 9.5 ] Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.

    6. Duration [ 3 ] Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.

    7. Tolerance build up [ 5 ] Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid.

    8. Usability [ ] Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day.

    Morning [ 9 ] Day [ 9 ] Evening [ 1 ]

    9. Overall satisfaction [ 8 ] Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.

    10.Ability and conditions [ 5 ] Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high.
    (Much better than what the dealer has)

    11.Judging from the sample alone, do you personally consider this strain a keeper for long term use?
    Yes [ x ] No [ ]

    12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe [ 9 ]

    EXTRA NOTES: Wow! Holy shi-t :eyesmoke: I harvested this gal at the end of 7 weeks of flowering due to the results I seen by checking the trichomes with my brand new handy dandy eye loupe. Literally, 50% of the plant was already cloudy with a few turning into amber. I had gotten 146g wet and 71g dried. The trim came out to close of a half of a zip. Not thrilled about the yield but the quality is wicked top notch imo.

    Rolled me a skinny test bone, just so I can get the feel of my recent harvest. Upon exhaling, a clean, sharp, light taste came to mind. Definitely doesn't linger on the lips or tongue. You'll continue puffing without realizing the bone is almost done. Thinking to myself, "Am I high?... NOPE.... NOPE... NOPE... Oh shi-t... Yup I am :eyesmoke:" Straight mind flucked. The buzzing began in the frontal lobe then shots right to the back of the head and continued to do so throughout the high. It then began branching off a buzzing to my temples and then poured right to the back of my eyes. Focused, clear, happy thoughts race my mind. Thinking positively with a wee bit of paranoia. Maybe that's just me, being me? Holy craps... My mind is going running wicked fast. Luckily it's on the positive thoughts path. Knowing about the colors of the trichomes, I believe the most "common" trichome cheat sheet image was spot on. It's a super head high with very little body. Honestly, I could've waited another week but I chose not to and did an emergency chop. Well, I'll be back to update the end results.

    Peace,happiness and love

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