Crazy things people have done/said while intoxicated.

I have soo many i could share but perhaps my favorite was about six
years ago. I was hanging out with some friends and had a vile of some super dank trips. This girl asked me to dose her out so I put a few fat drops on her tongue since we where all getting spun that night. Didnt know her super well but she was friends with a few of my friends so i figured she could hold her own and handle herself alright. I was wrong. 30-45 minutes later the acid starts hitting her very hard. She starts pacing and talking to her self walking around my basement. We go upstairs to my garage to smoke a blunt and she starts trippin out yelling at us saying "why would you leave me alone in this freaky white room!". She lays down on the dirty concrete garage floor infront of us and starts rubbing her tits through her shirt and talking to herself but we cant comprehend what shes saying exactly. Alittle later she stands up and keeps saying "Ill suck a n***as dick for some lexapro!" Over and over. We are trying to desperately get this chick to calm down when she suddenly makes a break for it and runs to the front door. Runs face first into it and knocks her self to the ground. We try to calm her down but she gets up and makes a run for the back door. She makes her way outside and proceeds running down the street at 1am yelling "DJ Magic!". She totally lost it for over 10 hours. As her trip was coming down she kept asking us if she was dead or if this is a dream lol. Luckily nobody got hurt or introuble but talk about a crazy night. I may or may not have shared this story before but it cracks me up everytime.

when i was 17 me and three friends were in my car going too stay with another friend for the night who stayed in a trailer park... he was late getting there and we were all going to eat a bunch of acid together so while we waited for him we ate ours.. got bored once it kicked in and got in the car to drive around the trailer park and smoke.... it was really late at night like 2 am and a drunk guy in a black 350 dual wheel truck was riding my ass so i taped my brakes it pissed him off and he tried passing me in the trailer park so i was fucked up.. sped up and wouldn't let him by... we came around a corner just cooking and he couldn't make the turn he zoomed off into the yard of a trailer.. got stuck and we took off... well about 2 hours later my friend finally got there and we tried sneaking into the park with my car.. the minute we pulled in the police pulled up behind me hit the lights and i thought we were fucked cause we were TRIPPING HARDCORE at this time.. so we are all sitting there trying to be cool cops come up ask us questions about why were there , if we were there earlier .. gave us the fifth degree about drugs and shit .. the cop finally gives up and goes to check everyones names.. and my friend in the back seat of my mustang is tripping so fucking hard he sticks his head by the window and yells "A BIG BLACK TRUCK ...IT WAS CHASING US .. IT WAS A BIG BLACK TRUCK!" my heart sank.. the cop pulled us all out immediately searched the car and everyone up and down .. fortunately we didn't have anything at the time and there was nothing they could do since we were on private property technically.. they let us go to our friends and that was it.. but talk about a fucking nutso trip..

TOMACAW LAWN, this just popped up in my head I was on DXM and dank and tomacaw lawn just kept rewinding and playing itself over and over in my head all I could write/type/say was TOMACAW LAWN !!! I yelled it out real loud when I was outside, people saw me and looked so I ran after I stopped running I became extremely trippy, and completely lost my thoughts for about 30 seconds I remember becoming very dizzy, and then falling hitting my head on a small boulder.

ive had so many bad fucking run ins like that... god I'm like you i could go on for days and days with fucking stories.. i was always into something when i was a kid....

phil k said:

and my friend in the back seat of my mustang is tripping so fucking hard he sticks his head by the window and yells "A BIG BLACK TRUCK ...IT WAS CHASING US .. IT WAS A BIG BLACK TRUCK!"

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Haha! Thats classic.

.. it wasn't then... HAHA..shit that was a good one though..until we die we will always always tease him about that night.. we should have been in so much shit soley due to him!!