Craziest places you have found weed...

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    Kcbscrogger

    Kcbscrogger Well-Known Member

    I used to striper fish in the SF Bay Area as a teenager and my brother and I found a kilo of some mid grade weed floating right up to our boat. It had a little leak in the plastic wrap and it all tasted like salt water! Shit of course we still smoked all of it! LOL
     
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    Bose

    Bose Well-Known Member

    Yes that was a pic I found on the net. Lol was no toothbrush inside the one I discovered.
     
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    Nugachino

    Nugachino Well-Known Member

    That's a shit joke:wink:
     
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    Lucky Luke

    Lucky Luke Well-Known Member

    I do the odd Bond clean for Real Estates..amazing what you find. But have never found nice bags of it.

    I gorilla grow so ive found lots of growing pot and plots.

    Most time i go bush walking i see something a little to "right" or "suspeciuse" and find a plot or an old plot.
     
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    iHearAll

    iHearAll Well-Known Member

    i found some rain tarps in the woods by my mothers recently. rain tarps, trash cans, and shovel. and a big burnt area.... this was most likely a murder.

    the body was dragged to this spot using the tarps. the trash can had rain water in it. the body got burnt and put out with water. the bones got burried... right?
     
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    Indacouch

    Indacouch Well-Known Member

    I find nugs in my couch on a normal basis .......but for my finding experience it would have to be when I bought a new Chevy Tahoe years ago and I was dismantling the interior to install all my stereo equipment subwoofers,door speakers,touch screen ,amps ....the whole package ....so I basically had to rip my hoe part ...my Tahoe that is .....I found weed in pretty much every tuckable spot in that truck ....from roaches in the sun visor to literally a sizeable sack in the driver side door pillar up where it meets the headliner ......shit was all old and crusty but it was loaded......
     
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    the_small_axe

    the_small_axe Member

    I actually found a plant growing under the floor mat where I sat in my buddies car during a summer of traveling to festivals. Good fucking times.
     
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    i don't like to admit to a criminal record, but when i was younger i had to do 90 days in county once, it was an old crap jail, dirty, and over crowded, but people went in and out every day for work release, and brought stuff in with them almost every day. so we smoked a lot of 2 dollar pin joints, and threw the seeds into the back gallery, which separated the bullpen from the windows. one of the seeds started to grow in the dust and dirt in the corner. we watered it for 10 days, then got one of the trustees to pull it up and one of the work release guys took it and said he would plant it.
    i've wondered from time to time what happened to that little seedling
     
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    qwizoking

    qwizoking Well-Known Member

    I was in the woods.. In the dfw area.. I was mindin my own business when I saw this kid come and sit on the bench I always smoke at. He left a note being all weird.. The next day he came back and apologized said

    my socialskills lack in the area of engaging conversation which is why im still a virgin, but i wont be one by the end of this year hopefully

    So he pulled a sack our his bum and then said he was gonna give me the hemorrhoids




    Craziest place I've found a sack so far
     
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    the_small_axe

    the_small_axe Member

    ^^^^^^ hahahahahaha. Holy shit.
     
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    CptNemo

    CptNemo Well-Known Member

    Found a quarter in the glove box of a used car I was taking for a test drive. I didn't steal the guys bag. Also found a 1/2oz in the stairwell of my old apartment building. That bag had no name so I kept it.
     
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    natureboygrower

    natureboygrower Well-Known Member

    back in the late 70's early 80's(?) the Coast Guard were getting ready to bust a ship .the ship crew tossed barrels of hash overboard . the scallop draggers knew the coordinates of where the dump took place and dragged that area lol.so in the early 90's I was smoking 10+ yo hash just harvested from the ocean floor. the fisherman would drag it up,wrap it in newspaper and dry it in the engine room (my friends dad owned a dragger).it was hard as a rock,and barely burnable with slight undertones of diesel...
     
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    Chorse

    Chorse Well-Known Member

    I am the second oldest of 9 kids and started smoking when I was 12 and never really stopped. So my parents busted me a couple times throughout my younger years and sometimes weed or my paraphernalia would be confiscated without my even being told. Anyway, I come back from college one year and find myself in need of clean socks and I go raid my father's sock drawer. Low and behold I find a 4 or 5 1/4 ozs and a couple pipes (one being a long lost favorite) and some papers etc. I grabbed my pipe, the weed (mostly dry and shitty) ...and a pair of socks.
    Oh and some of the stuff was not mine but that of my siblings.
     
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    ok, time to embarass myself. lived in a small town in Mn. during highschool. the town just got cable and had started to broadcast city council meetings on public access.
    when i was about 14, my mom found a bag in my desk, and thought she'd be clever. she called the cops(which we knew, small town) and asked them if they'd come over, make a big show of arresting me, to scare me, without actually arresting me. they told her to quit wasting their time, if they were coming, they were taking me with them. she got pissed, started telling them off, and they hung up on her. while this was going on, i came in, grabbed my weed, and took off.
    two days later i'm walking down the street and old ladies are giving me shitty looks. the guy in the hardware store starts to laugh as i walk by....the girl in the bakery laughs when i buy cookies.....wtf? then one of my friends sees me and tells me we have to go to his house. we get there and he turns on the tv, tunes to the local public access...theres my mom, bitching about the whole thing to the city council.....rebroadcast 6 times a day for a week till the next city council meeting replaced it....
     
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    Walterwhiter

    Walterwhiter Well-Known Member

    Lmao....my old man managed to get me to bring hI'm back to the house were I smoked with the goth kids in middlescool when we got there he made me knock on the door and the proceeded to ask these kids what there grades are......on the way back he gave me amount of shit about how the burnouts I hang with have better grades than me lol he made me sleep in the backyard.
     
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    Nugachino

    Nugachino Well-Known Member

    I know he was probably trying to look out for you. But your dad sounds like an asshole.

    Grades do not make a man. Grades are just a shitty way of putting people into categories. A way to be stepped on by those who got higher scores.
     
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    BecauseIgotHigh

    BecauseIgotHigh Well-Known Member

    warehouse full of pallets stack on racks.. id noticed a strong smell of green... really nice... follow the trail of the smell to a pallet.found 1/2zip inside one of the boxes stack within the pallet.
     
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    twostrokenut

    twostrokenut Well-Known Member

    Back when I was a stripper I used to find bags of weed in my crotch all the time, it all just feels like hundies till you go backstage and check.
     
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    thegyoseedbank

    thegyoseedbank Well-Known Member Rollitup Advertiser

    The dryer. I'm not sure if it went through a cycle but it was in there and I smoked some of it. It was still actually good and static free!
     
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

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