puffpuffPASSEDOUT
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...Dont get me started on anal. Why go for something so dirty, when there is something so beautiful and inviting right in front of you. Tisk tisk homo's
could you marry a girl thats been with 25 or more dudes?
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Stoney McFried
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No it's not.Just because she prefers feeling like she's got a penis in her instead of a knitting needle?My god.
I break up with my boyfriends, thank you.Women need to find themselves sexually too.Maybe she broke up with them.Most guys treat the clitoris like a toggle switch.Giving them advice doesn't help, because they think they have a magic wand in their pants.Just because its good for you doesn't mean we like it.
Uh...dicks get limp.And saggy nuts happen all the time.Pussy gets tighter as it gets older because it gets DRIER.Externally, you can't tell much about what's inside.
LMAO!
Dude.Calling yourself an expert, doesn't make you one.Just because you were a slut in your past(And by your OWN definition, you were)doesn't mean you've seen every type of vagina, or even pleasured most of them.Kegel excercises work for women who have sent 8 pound children out of their vaginas.A dick ain't gonna do any lasting harm.You are funny
'Pussys' don't get wider and saggier.
Remember though, that by the time you are forty, your balls will be having intimate conversations with your kneecaps and your penis will begin to resemble a dehydrated Sea Cucumber.
That's old stuff.And if it smells like fish, it's a dish is how it goes.
Thank goodness, a young guy with some sense.
This is why I love you.
Yeah, because she likes to fuck, she doesn't have any feelings, right?it's full of muscles. how old are you people?
men go bald, their chest drops to their belly, they grow boobs and hair out their ears. don't mind them ladies, they are just bitter.
Lord Bluntmasta
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like that is somehow a better alternative
Green Funk
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"Most guys treat the clitoris like a toggle switch.Giving them advice doesn't help, because they think they have a magic wand in their pants.Just because its good for you doesn't mean we like it."
-Excuse me! I think if guys really treated the clit like a toggle switch there wouldn't be an unsatisfied woman left in the world. And I do have a magic wand in my pants...
-Excuse me! I think if guys really treated the clit like a toggle switch there wouldn't be an unsatisfied woman left in the world. And I do have a magic wand in my pants...
Stoney McFried
Well-Known Member
Not saying that, just pointing out a fact of anatomy.
Lmao......grow a clit and see if you like it mashed like a doorbell.
Bangers999
New Member
Way to many toggle's and doorbells flying about here what we talking about ?
Bangers999
New Member
Had to look it up in the dicionary its not listed (toggle) input someone ? whats a toggle ?
KiloBit
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download web site........well that's what this stoned feck found...lol
Or maybe a door knocker is called a toggle somewhere?
Oh and yes.
Green Funk
Active Member
Toggle - "switch for electrical circuits: a small spring-loaded mechanical switch that opens and closes an electric circuit by manual operation"
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What dudes are ding-dong-ditching your clit? I thought guys were notorious for trying the things they see in porn...
Microsoft® Encarta® Reference Library 2005. © 1993-2004 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
What dudes are ding-dong-ditching your clit? I thought guys were notorious for trying the things they see in porn...
KiloBit
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Just another in the vast array of human sexual freedom. I can't wait for what's next........alternators, shredders, barbecue grills....
panhead
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I dont get why men place so much importance on how many people their woman has slept with,it's a stupid & childish thing to worry about, or even place importance on.
It just means that she likes to fuck nothing more,how is that a bad thing ?
Personally i'd rather be with a woman who's been with 25 men over a girl who's been with one man,the reason being she's not apt to freak out & give ya the big speach about finding herself & all that jazz,plus she allready knows what she likes & most likely how to please a man.
Whoever fuked my wife before me did one hella job cause that girl can fuk & im digging it too,never once have i worried about how many guy's or with what race,it's all a waste of time when ya look at whats important in life,her being a good person bears much more importance over how many men she's had sex with.
Sex & love are 2 different things buddy.
It just means that she likes to fuck nothing more,how is that a bad thing ?
Personally i'd rather be with a woman who's been with 25 men over a girl who's been with one man,the reason being she's not apt to freak out & give ya the big speach about finding herself & all that jazz,plus she allready knows what she likes & most likely how to please a man.
Whoever fuked my wife before me did one hella job cause that girl can fuk & im digging it too,never once have i worried about how many guy's or with what race,it's all a waste of time when ya look at whats important in life,her being a good person bears much more importance over how many men she's had sex with.
Sex & love are 2 different things buddy.
panhead
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Neither one,tired is more like itso what about a guy who's been with 25 chicks? Is that nasty, or is he "the man"?
Bangers999
New Member
I prefer to tweek the nippies with my doggle, lol
panhead
Well-Known Member
I think ive had this discussion before,i'd rather fuk a puss thats not super tight,just feels better.,
When ya get my age all pussy's good pussy
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BobMarleySpliffs
Active Member
I hear what your saying but, basically it comes down to trust in the end, sure it's fun to bang dirties, but Mickey D's and some dick only, no wedding rings.
If she can't count them on one hand don't do it. I've tried to turn many whores into housewives and it's true the shit don't work, ever !
Gryphonn
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Have you ever thought that they didn't want to become a fuck *and* a slave? Maybe they decided to look for someone who wanted a friend and lover, not a cook and bedroom whore.
Gryphonn
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+Reps. That last sentence should be in bold type. Fukkit, the whole post should be in bold type.
The Son of Man
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do you know the twenty-five dudes? If I married a girl all my friends had fucked I would end up setting myself on fire to get away from their shit.