If I ever get busted for grwing. I'll go all the way and falsely confess that I've been selling to funnel monies to islamic jihad in Africa through a Somalian liaison who stops by once in a while. I'll go all the way alot of noise, dhs, cia, fbi and the rest of those pork fuckers would have to divert into my confession. They're going to have to work to try to prove my confession look into all those ends of my story. If I'm going to locked up with my life/career ruined just for growing plants by these fucking pigs anyways, why not waste their time, money with misinformation and make mockery of them?