cop eats brownies calls 911

Whats the score????
The whole call is floating around somewhere.
In the middle of complaining that hes dying he stops and asks about the score on the game.

In nature plants don't live in plastic buckets but at my house they do or they get the f**k out!
 
now that's funny shit. the buzz kicked in strong and they were having that panic buzz before you get to enjoy it buzz you know what im talking about . lol yeah they prob thought they were having heart attacks get all stressed out. all they had to do was chillax for another half hour they would of enjoyed the buzz.
 
now that's funny shit. the buzz kicked in strong and they were having that panic buzz before you get to enjoy it buzz you know what im talking about . lol yeah they prob thought they were having heart attacks get all stressed out. all they had to do was chillax for another half hour they would of enjoyed the buzz.
Exactly...
So, I am thinking "Instant Karma"
from his past mis-deeds against MJ...
 
A year ago the ex- and I went to visit our daughter at college. I wanted some clones and stuff at the dispensary, give the kid the cash and she comes back with the clones and an assortment of chocolate bars for all of us, and stuff she wanted. We get back to the apt. I check out my clones (good shape) and check out the candy bars; grab the dark choco/chile pepper one and start eating. "Dad!, stop" What? "You're eating too much" Hey, I got us all one. "Dad you are so fucked now" and she and her friend are laughing their asses off. I'm a bit confused, especially when she said we all got just enough time to get lunch. An hour and a half later I am trippin, hallucinating and paranoid as hell.
 
now that's funny shit. the buzz kicked in strong and they were having that panic buzz before you get to enjoy it buzz you know what im talking about . lol yeah they prob thought they were having heart attacks get all stressed out. all they had to do was chillax for another half hour they would of enjoyed the buzz.

Yeah, this happened to me at a cousin's party. A friend gave me some ginger snaps. I did the usual forget/ignore his plea to just have one. After a while I just tucked up behind a milling machine and hoped all the bikers weren't laughing at me. I am pretty sure they were, but they weren't all judgey about it. I think i left my car there and elected to pay the $80 cab fare knowing there was no quick way back. It was a little hard to enjoy - I was a mess. But that's just me. I will say, that at no point was calling 911 even contemplated. Idiots. Time is moving really really slow.
 
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