RetiredToker76
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During our last love/smoke in...
'Hey man, you're supposed to pass the wifey to the left hand side.'
We all fell out of bed laughing.
-RT76
Compulsive Liar
- Thread starter doobiee
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During our last love/smoke in...
'Hey man, you're supposed to pass the wifey to the left hand side.'
We all fell out of bed laughing.
-RT76
CrackerJax
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I've dropped my wife off at friends houses....but she keeps finding her way back home!!! Help!!
out.
out.
BackDoorMan
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lmao, I love how the biggest lie y'all have heard has to do with sex.. nevermind the fact that we're told, ya know.. weed is bad, god is there, "I love you"... no.. the biggest lie's you two have ever heard are "I cant have kids" and "I'm on the pill"...
not being a dick on purpose.. but uh.. you should turn on the news or just the television and flip it over to the history channel.. get out and meet some more people.. i'll promise you, you'll hear bigger lie's than the one;s you hear before sex...
BackDoorMan
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I've dropped my wife off at friends houses....but she keeps finding her way back home!!! Help!!
out.
drop her off at mine and unless you got kid's or she aint the kind to stay for the kid's, I promise you the only thing you'll hear from her is goodbye
CanadianCoyote
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True enough, but it's much easier to laugh at life if sex is the biggest issue on our minds. Laughter is good for the soul, dude.
CanadianCoyote
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LOL yeah.
I've thought of another one!
"Are you high!?"
"NO!!"
I've thought of another one!
"Are you high!?"
"NO!!"
Perfextionist420
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I never ever smoke weed ever definetly not once ever in my life nope not for me weed is bad god is good weed ruins lives.....
*sparks joint*
*sparks joint*
Perfextionist420
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I just took that kinsey test and it told me im a 0 and a sexually repressed 0... (straight with nothing gay at all)
kindve disapointed in the results because i thought itd be more like 1 or 2 on account of i have no problem with gay people dont mind doing 3somes with 2 guys 1 girl.
if i had to classify myself id just say straight but open minded and no problems with gay people at all though i have never considered or partaken in any gay sexual experiences but hmmm i dunno rambling just thought id get a different result
kindve disapointed in the results because i thought itd be more like 1 or 2 on account of i have no problem with gay people dont mind doing 3somes with 2 guys 1 girl.
if i had to classify myself id just say straight but open minded and no problems with gay people at all though i have never considered or partaken in any gay sexual experiences but hmmm i dunno rambling just thought id get a different result
Hayduke
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Perfextionist420
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I am a little confused....is this another story or did I miss something?
people were talking about the kinsey test earlier in the thread so i googled it and took it, according to my test results im a straight man and not open minded at all but i disagree with the results
Hayduke
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Stoney McFried
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Lmao, that is a good one.
Move!
Where did you find that? I found one once and it only had five questions, so I don't think it was the real test.
Move!
I've dropped my wife off at friends houses....but she keeps finding her way back home!!! Help!!
out.
Where did you find that? I found one once and it only had five questions, so I don't think it was the real test.
CanadianCoyote
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I've never found a good representation of the Kinsey test online. I took a paper/interview version once... and I scored a 5. Which is up there... but not exclusively heterosexual.
HoppusTheCaveman
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in the 5th grade, I made a new friend, and probably literally the first day we really started talking and shit, he told me he was a vampire. he believed it with all his heart, kept a straight face about it and just rolled with it. I knew he was lying right away and I just went with it and said "You're a vampire too!?!?" and there was some sort of really crazy shit that we went along with for about a week or two until I think he finally got annoyed how everytime we were out in the sunlight and he would say "man, I don't feel so great" I would reply with "maybe it's the sun you know? we should probabyl get in the shade and hide". really ridiculous kid shit like that. he also told a plethora of other lies that included him being a ninja and dogs talking to him. the only time I knew when he was telling something true was when he said "you can even ask my mom". he still lies like this...but more "clever".
other than that little childhood memory, I have a few friends who can't resist telling lies here and there.
other than that little childhood memory, I have a few friends who can't resist telling lies here and there.
CanadianCoyote
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All people lie to some degree... some people can't tell the truth at all.
CrackerJax
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[Lucas];2390259 said:
I'm not sure I'm getting what you are saying. Could you explain it a bit more in detail?
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CanadianCoyote
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[Lucas];2390259 said:
Yeah? AND? lol
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[Lucas]
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Na! really?
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