Coffee

Total Head

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I would like to take this opportunity to offer a big fat nasty fuck you to Dunkin Donuts. Your coffee is trash and you have way too many stores to have any uniformity. All of your employees are apathetic and miserable, and no I'm not giving someone a tip when they can't even shake my cold brew to mix the cream. The last time shook it myself the lid popped off and I smelled like mediocre java all day. And your donuts suck.

Not even a coffee snob, just an enthusiast, but damn. It's just plain coffee with 1 cream. How the fuck does it come out different at every location? And if I order it black with cream on the side please tell your employees to leave room for cream.

God I can't wait for human-free kiosks.
 

Fubard

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somedude584

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I would like to take this opportunity to offer a big fat nasty fuck you to Dunkin Donuts. Your coffee is trash and you have way too many stores to have any uniformity. All of your employees are apathetic and miserable, and no I'm not giving someone a tip when they can't even shake my cold brew to mix the cream. The last time shook it myself the lid popped off and I smelled like mediocre java all day. And your donuts suck.

Not even a coffee snob, just an enthusiast, but damn. It's just plain coffee with 1 cream. How the fuck does it come out different at every location? And if I order it black with cream on the side please tell your employees to leave room for cream.

God I can't wait for human-free kiosks.
I like their coffee rolls. Dammit, now I'm hungry... almost time to break fast.
 

Beachwalker

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I like their cream filled donuts, all the glazed, & the chocolate glazed, I'm on a big bagel kick right now, but I can always eat a donut if pressed :mrgreen:
 

curious2garden

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"Coffee. Cup of joe. Java. No matter what you call it, millions of people worldwide wake up and fuel their day with it. And though consumers might be jittery about the recent court battle in California over cancer warnings, experts say most of the science actually indicates coffee could have health benefits.

"The overall picture is quite clear," said Dr. Frank Hu, chair of nutrition at Harvard University's T.H. Chan School of Public Health. "There is no long-term increased risk of major chronic disease, including diabetes, cardiovascular disease or even cancer."

https://medicalxpress.com/news/2018-04-craving-cup-joe-coffee-health.html?utm_source=nwletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=daily-nwletter
LOL CA, where's @Hookabelly she'll set all our asses straight
 

Total Head

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Does anyone have any idea where to get a plastic jar with a key lock or spot for a padlock? I don't have a locker at work and want to lock up my coffee like a greedy dramatic twat. Google is only giving me airlock jars.

Sharing a pot is one thing but these cheap fucks use my shit when I'm not there and I don't want to haul coffee in and out every day.
 

Fubard

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Does anyone have any idea where to get a plastic jar with a key lock or spot for a padlock? I don't have a locker at work and want to lock up my coffee like a greedy dramatic twat. Google is only giving me airlock jars.

Sharing a pot is one thing but these cheap fucks use my shit when I'm not there and I don't want to haul coffee in and out every day.
This would work, and there's plenty other things like cookie jars with combination locks out there

http://www.puresativa.com/product.php?product=sneakguard---safe-responsible-lockable-storage-vacuum-system-15l
 

Beachwalker

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Anybody ever try anything from BRCC? (Black Rifle Coffee Company)
https://www.blackriflecoffee.com

I just found them the other day, veteran owned, small batch roast to order company. I'm giving them a try and just ordered a bag of their "caffeine and hate" blend, it's medium roast with Robusta and Excelso beans for extra caffeinated content.
Saw them doing a bit on a TV show talking about the veterans Charities they support, they're definitely legit but I've never tried the brew
 

dannyboy602

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I would like to take this opportunity to offer a big fat nasty fuck you to Dunkin Donuts. Your coffee is trash and you have way too many stores to have any uniformity. All of your employees are apathetic and miserable, and no I'm not giving someone a tip when they can't even shake my cold brew to mix the cream. The last time shook it myself the lid popped off and I smelled like mediocre java all day. And your donuts suck.

Not even a coffee snob, just an enthusiast, but damn. It's just plain coffee with 1 cream. How the fuck does it come out different at every location? And if I order it black with cream on the side please tell your employees to leave room for cream.

God I can't wait for human-free kiosks.
We have mom n pop donut shops that are killer but of the franchises around I personally think Krispy Kreme is the best.
 

ismann

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I buy green coffee beans and roast them myself in a popcorn air popper. 5 lb sack of beans are about $30. I can alter the roast each time too. The taste does not compare to pre-roasted.
 
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