LOL'd @ the sploding french press
Wanna do it faster?
Use a coffee grinder. The trichs stick to the top plastic part. Use a paint brush to get the trichs into some wax paper. fold, and tape. fold into news paper tape again. get wet heat in a warm(very low heat) oven, then press. reheat, and press again. It's ready to smoke.
But I always get impatient, and just smoke the trichs after I grind it up. =}