chuck norris jokes
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UnderPhire
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why did i see this coming....
UnderPhire
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Jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can walk on jesus
Hillbilly420
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Whats ole chucks fav. food?
Corn!
Corn!
Hillbilly420
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Corny old fucker... I hate chuck norris.
what made u think of him?
what made u think of him?
UnderPhire
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Cops now call anyone attempting to kill chuck norris a code 94....
A suicide
A suicide
UnderPhire
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Hillbilly420
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
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Hillbilly420
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.[/FONT]
UnderPhire
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Chuck norris got an erection on main street today.....
There were no survivors
There were no survivors
Hillbilly420
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.[/FONT]
Hillbilly420
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.[/FONT]
UnderPhire
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Hillbilly420
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down[/FONT]
UnderPhire
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
Okay thats it, i'm high and going 2 watch animal planet, enough norris 4 me lol
Okay thats it, i'm high and going 2 watch animal planet, enough norris 4 me lol
Hillbilly420
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. [/FONT]
sarah22
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theres a bunch here...THE CHUCK NORRIS FACTS - TOP 100 CHUCK NORRIS JOKES enjoy...lol