Whoa, whoa, whoa....
Sweat mirepoix, add a can of tomato paste, a big can of tomato sauce or canned diced tomato, garlic, ketchup, Worcestershire sauce, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, cumin, salt, pepper. Add browned ground beef, and strained canned beans.
Need beef franks, and good sized buns to hold the slop. Dog, chili, and exactly one metric fuck-tonne of cheddar cheese.
Fuck yes.