CFLs, LEDs, Car head lights, street lights doesn't work

fat sam said:

i use a candle to grow

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I would recommend at least a small cfl, you can get them at walmart cheap. If you have the space for it then just get a metal halide or high pressure sodium for some nice buds. The candle will burnout before the plant is finished so I dont think it will be ok. PLus they have a low lumen output and its light isnt used by plants so they cant even tell its there, anyways........... back to the jokes

I fuck a lot a chicks so i just use glow in the dark condoms. When im done fukn, the condoms are ussualy glowing bright so i just open the top of my grow box and toss the condom in. It gives the weed a Fresh taste and a really DANK smell let me tell you. I think my weed gets more potent too!!

ok i was laid off from my job one year and they said it would be at least 6 months before they called us back and i was really bummed out because with no job you gets no weed. so me being the macgyver smoker i am went out into the wilderness and found several pieces of flint rock. i then came back inside the house germed my seeds and continually beat them together for 18 hours on and would take a sleep break for 6 then i was right back at it as you can realize i didnt veg too long. went stright to flower after one month flowered for 77 days and yieled 15 pounds off of one mexicalli brick bagseed plant. beat that shit mango lmmfao

i have an old shirt from highschool with chuck norris saying on it and i cant remember them!!!! im going through old clothes right now cuz i know i didnt throw it away lol... one day ill frame that shirt

haha, bet your condom weed does have a dank smell to it. n I dont have any woods around me and I never buy mexi brick so i dont think i will ever have the opportunity to beat that grow. You must of been goin nuts bangin them together like that. at least it got you swole though and whenever you tell that story; people say they dont believe you then you beat them with your crazy strong arms youve been training for months. I may try that for a mother plant if I can find flint, im out of lights

LOL man this fuckin thread is HILARIOUS!!!! my stomach hurts sooo fuckin bad lol... did you see the ones about the quiff a few pages back.... man LMFAO

dankmango said:

haha, bet your condom weed does have a dank smell to it. n I dont have any woods around me and I never buy mexi brick so i dont think i will ever have the opportunity to beat that grow. You must of been goin nuts bangin them together like that. at least it got you swole though and whenever you tell that story; people say they dont believe you then you beat them with your crazy strong arms youve been training for months. I may try that for a mother plant if I can find flint, im out of lights

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on my next grow im gonna cheat a lil and get one of those emergency fire starters from wallmart the ones that are made out of magnesium and you just scrap the metal off and light it with the flint i think since magnesium burns very hot i may have to get one of those lil card board fans they give you at the bank for ventilation. lmmfao
also did you know that chuck norris is not hung like a horse but horses are hung like chuck norris?

chuck norris counted to infinity........................twice

chuck norris once broke the land speed record on a bike that had no chain or rear wheel

Chuck norris is 1/8 cherokee. this has nothing to do with ancestry. the man ate a fuckin indian

when chuck noris does push ups, he pushes the world down.

chuck norris keeps the world spinning on its axis by round house kicking it once a year

this thread is probably the most informative one on this site. Chuck norris is amazing, I didnt know half of these things before this

-Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

-Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

did you know that the cables that suspend the golden gate bridge are actually weaved from the hairs of chuck norris mustache

yea i knew that.... i use the hairs from his pubes (nut, cock, gootch) to give my bags curb appeal.. i use my microscope (the one i use to check the trichs), and use my upmost prescision to superglue the norris hairs on my buds. I tell fuckers, "look at those hairs, my nigga chuck grew this shit!!!!" burnt hair never smelt so good!!! i have chuck norris sign every pube before i glue it to the buds

150$$$ an eighth!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the really hairy shit goes for 180 an eighth

can i have some?