Call me crazy…

Will pee work well for nutrient additives?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1 10.0%

  • No

    Votes: 3 30.0%

  • You're crazy!

    Votes: 7 70.0%
  • Total voters
    10
Marlo95

Marlo95

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So I grow DWC and I've grown soilless moultiple times and I use a growth hormone called superthrive at 1 drop per gallon. I was feeding my girls the other day and when I took a whiff of my superthrive it smelled like PISS! and I thought to myself… "what would happen if I used my own piss as nutrients?" It has minerals, it has vitamins, and it has a lot of be beneficials that could help my girls. So has anyone tried this? Does it work? Will it kill them? Do you know anyone who's tried this?
 
vro

vro

Well-Known Member
ive pissed on my plants as a joke before i even thought of cumming on them once. the piss didnt do shit just stick to nutes and stop using st 1 week before you flower
 
Dr. Who

Dr. Who

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Urine is SALTY.
With that said, it does contain N and Mother Earth News some months back listed it as one of those things you could use as a "Tea". It must be cut 3x1 (if I remember correctly) water to pee and sit for several days.

Now then, WHY? are you that fuckin poor? OK, piss is sterile. But that's not the point. Why would you use a HIGHLY salty alternative to a "known" product of your choice with listed NPK values that you should be using to formulate your grow plan?

As far as spooge goes. Are you bloody fucking DAFT! I recall a cpl of years back some smendrake said his "friend" told him that "sperm" was a fantastic fert that made his plants cum alive with growth (pun intended). He came on here and asked "why it wasn't working as he whacked off on them regularly".

Do you really want to be known as another of "those" guy's?

Ok my whitty friends. The floor is now open for your abuse!

If you think this (The following) is bad. By god at least you didn't try them first! DUCK AND COVER!

:eyesmoke: :roll: :shock: :lol:
 
Marlo95

Marlo95

Active Member
Dr. Who said:
Urine is SALTY.
With that said, it does contain N and Mother Earth News some months back listed it as one of those things you could use as a "Tea". It must be cut 3x1 (if I remember correctly) water to pee and sit for several days.

Now then, WHY? are you that fuckin poor? OK, piss is sterile. But that's not the point. Why would you use a HIGHLY salty alternative to a "known" product of your choice with listed NPK values that you should be using to formulate your grow plan?

As far as spooge goes. Are you bloody fucking DAFT! I recall a cpl of years back some smendrake said his "friend" told him that "sperm" was a fantastic fert that made his plants cum alive with growth (pun intended). He came on here and asked "why it wasn't working as he whacked off on them regularly".

Do you really want to be known as another of "those" guy's?

Ok my whitty friends. The floor is now open for your abuse!

If you think this (The following) is bad. By god at least you didn't try them first! DUCK AND COVER!

:eyesmoke: :roll: :shock: :lol:
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Lol I never said I wanted to use semen as fert lol that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard and I'm not poor. I have all the nutes I need and before you said anything, I forgot the urine is salty. But it was just an idea lol I'm probably not gonna do it
 
Dr. Who

Dr. Who

Well-Known Member
Marlo95 said:
Lol I never said I wanted to use semen as fert lol that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard and I'm not poor. I have all the nutes I need and before you said anything, I forgot the urine is salty. But it was just an idea lol I'm probably not gonna do it
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Oh yeah, it was the vro guy who said that (cumming on them).....Sorry......I just flipped out when I read that.....ROTFL


But yeah,,,,ME News actually had a list of things to use as the nutrient in teas and urine was on the list with how to use it......
I'm organic,,but really????
Grass clippings, manures, alfalfa, sea weed,,,,,,yeah, I can see those. They had good advise on how to use each as, or in a tea......But piss???? WAY to salty for any type of indoor use.....It had better be rainy to use it out doors too...
 
pioneer87richard

pioneer87richard

Well-Known Member
Dr. Who said:
Oh yeah, it was the vro guy who said that (cumming on them).....Sorry......I just flipped out when I read that.....ROTFL


But yeah,,,,ME News actually had a list of things to use as the nutrient in teas and urine was on the list with how to use it......
I'm organic,,but really????
Grass clippings, manures, alfalfa, sea weed,,,,,,yeah, I can see those. They had good advise on how to use each as, or in a tea......But piss???? WAY to salty for any type of indoor use.....It had better be rainy to use it out doors too...
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Imagine smoking/eating bud that was grown with your piss or anybody else's no thank you my body is my temple

Super thrive is good for growth spurts in veg but I'm sure I read somewhere that it works by killing off the lower set of growth, also all the research on this says not to use during flower
 
rob333

rob333

Well-Known Member
my old man waters his plants by pissing on them and rain works well for him been doing it for 30 years lol never seen him once hose them or water them
 
pioneer87richard

pioneer87richard

Well-Known Member
Marlo95 said:
Lol I never said I wanted to use semen as fert lol that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard and I'm not poor. I have all the nutes I need and before you said anything, I forgot the urine is salty. But it was just an idea lol I'm probably not gonna do it
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“I'm probably not gonna do it” seriously lol. u wouldn't piss in alcohol to make it better would u
 
Dr. Who

Dr. Who

Well-Known Member
And that just goes to show what booze does for you! LOL
Hmm, maybe after a few years of drink'in you get all the bennies of what the liver can't filter out anymore???

Just kidding with ya
 
pioneer87richard

pioneer87richard

Well-Known Member
My nutes smell like marmite (yeast extracts) even looks like it brown sluggie type shit almost looks like sewage but hey it's organic
 
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