California Stoner Lingo. WTF?

rollmeUPoneSCOTTY!

rollmeUPoneSCOTTY!

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In northern california they call great bud any old array of things: chronic, dank, fire, bomb... etc.

But, as a recent trip to the southern parts of cali i found something rather strange...

They called bunk weed "chronic" and good weed "kush"...

Now, I just don't understand either at all... kush (as anyone who knows anything about cannabis knows) is one of the early landrace strains and is not solely some premium-grade bud - the THC ranges anywhere from 10-25% i'd suspect in kush.

And "chronic" the new term for bunk weed? What? Have they not listened to L.A. finest Dr. Dre talk about the chronic? :eyesmoke:
 
The Queenz of Kronik

The Queenz of Kronik

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on the east coast, lingo is as follows: swag= dirt
mid-grade (aka middies)= can be good or not. the range can be from just above dirt, to just below some dank.
headies= dank. so called cuz it goes straight to ya head.
 
cali-high

cali-high

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it dosnt have anything to do with how good it is...their just tryn to make their money and so they call it chronic...their not gonna call it bammer LOL cuz ppl wont buy it...

its just the dealer you went to thats all........


peace
cali
 
"SICC"

"SICC"

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damn its funny how many people hate on Cali LOL :lol:

i dont kno where you went, but chronic is, Chronic, and Kush is kush...

people ask for specific strain names, i have never heard any one use that stupid shit mike Mids, Fire, Dro, Dank, makes no sense, Cali kno's whats up, well they should
 
cali-high

cali-high

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not all of cali knows whats up..we still got dumbasses like everywhere else.....they just call it weed and they dont care about the name...

all i know is...i like to know what im smkn on :)
 
J

jackdirty

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over in chicago they call good bud dro like hydro now that doesnt make sense to me sense the majority of it was canadian soil grown weed and dried poor looked decent now i just grow my own and dont deal wit no one :)
 
tinyTURTLE

tinyTURTLE

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i'm from california.
central sierra region.
bad weed is dirt weed or schwag.
great weed is pretty much just called dank or
killer or the kill. bomb diggas, nugs, and of course chronic.
i don't know how widespred it is, but what the east coast calls middies
i call 'pretendica'.
 
smppro

smppro

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rollmeUPoneSCOTTY! said:
In northern california they call great bud any old array of things: chronic, dank, fire, bomb... etc.

But, as a recent trip to the southern parts of cali i found something rather strange...

They called bunk weed "chronic" and good weed "kush"...

Now, I just don't understand either at all... kush (as anyone who knows anything about cannabis knows) is one of the early landrace strains and is not solely some premium-grade bud - the THC ranges anywhere from 10-25% i'd suspect in kush.

And "chronic" the new term for bunk weed? What? Have they not listened to L.A. finest Dr. Dre talk about the chronic? :eyesmoke:
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Kush as in OG KUSH, even recognized by the government, oddly enough contains no real kush to speak of
 
stalebiscuit

stalebiscuit

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tinyTURTLE said:
you've obviously never been there.
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i have been to a few places in cali

LA was a fucking shit hole with a tourist trap and a bunch of thug mother fuckers on another side

san fran was just fucking weird (although a nice looking city everything else about that place is fucking retarded)

and i have been there yes, unfortunately, its super fake
 
tinyTURTLE

tinyTURTLE

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stalebiscuit said:
i have been to a few places in cali

LA was a fucking shit hole with a tourist trap and a bunch of thug mother fuckers on another side

san fran was just fucking weird (although a nice looking city everything else about that place is fucking retarded)

and i have been there yes, unfortunately, its super fake
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so, tell us. what bastion of awesome do you call a home state?
 
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