Boosts growth by rubbing roots in anus?

Has rubbing the seedling in and around anus boosted your growth and yield?

  • yes

    Votes: 18 78.3%

  • no

    Votes: 1 4.3%

  • can't tell

    Votes: 4 17.4%
  • Total voters
    23
Grandpapy

Grandpapy

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Being ready is key, one should only dip in a prepared, well thought out diet of nutrients this includes Fast Foods that contain antibiotics and steroids for rapid cell growth. It's important to note Taco Bell nutrients WILL burn your roots so be careful, know whats in that hole first.

I find Vagina dipping a little less stressful, works just as well if you ck ph first and I've never "snapped a cutting" provided it was properly moistened.
 
Budley Doright

Budley Doright

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Grandpapy said:
Being ready is key, one should only dip in a prepared, well thought out diet of nutrients this includes Fast Foods that contain antibiotics and steroids for rapid cell growth. It's important to note Taco Bell nutrients WILL burn your roots so be careful, know whats in that hole first.

I find Vagina dipping a little less stressful, works just as well if you ck ph first and I've never "snapped a cutting" provided it was properly moistened.
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My girlfriend says maintaining PH is very important ...... never asked how that is accomplished though. There are things that are just better left not talked about by men to the opposite sex....one would be the "talk" with a daughter, thought that would also be better explained by mom. My only advice was that young men are pigs and the main goal is to get in your pants of which you must never let happen till they buy you a house :).
 
Johnson Malone

Johnson Malone

Member
Hey it was for
zem said:
lol noy you, i meant that disgusting johnson the poop thread starter
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comic relief...one post .also my seeds have been in a zip lock bag for 3 days after soaking in water for 1 day. Still no roots. It's a bit cold here in NE ANY advice? I don't want to buy a seeding mat
 
zem

zem

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johnson if you find that comic, i do not, you can fart and poop in your ziplock bag to keep it warm, hows that for solid advice?
 
OldMedUser

OldMedUser

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Johnson Malone said:
Hey it was for

comic relief...one post .also my seeds have been in a zip lock bag for 3 days after soaking in water for 1 day. Still no roots. It's a bit cold here in NE ANY advice? I don't want to buy a seeding mat
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Stuff the bag up where the sun never shines maybe? Would be in keeping with this otherwise shitty thread. :)

:peace:
 
Johnson Malone

Johnson Malone

Member
zem said:
johnson if you find that comic, i do not, you can fart and poop in your ziplock bag to keep it warm, hows that for solid advice?
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I'm sorry your anus gets no love. But some of us find it funny. If you don't you take your seeds and advice and you know where to shove it
 
zem

zem

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where i come from, people like you don't get to say much, they get banned like last year. You stink
 
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