Bongwater!!!

MrHowardMarks

MrHowardMarks

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bongsmilieThis thread is dedicated to bongwater! bongsmilie


Let's talk about the stinky, putrid, yellow water we suck our smoke through...bongsmilie


A few conversation starters;


bongsmilie- Why does all bongwater smell the same, different strains don't make different smelling bongwater, why?


bongsmilie- What are some funny stories involving bongwater?


bongsmilie- What have you ruined with bongwater?


bongsmilie- What's a good way to get the smell of bongwater out of carpet?


And most of all...

Don't ever, ever, ever feed your plant bongwater, it's no good... And while we're on the topic... No pee-pee either!!! bongsmilie
 
A buddy of mine spilled bong water all over the back seat of my new car, smelled like shit, just used an off brand of pine-sol and it came out quite easy
 
I have a hurricane bong I live in the states and i purchased mine when I was over seas. The head shop i bought mine at told me to use CocaCola to clean it. Me and a few friends where smoking out in my smoke room "thats right my wife made me my own special smoke room its got all the things necessary for a stoner TV microwave mini fridge a bed" I asked my friend if i could use the rest of his cola from his Mcdonalds drink to clean my bong. I hadent cleaned it in months. After I was done cleaning it I poured it back in to the Mcdonalds cup. My friend sat and watched me use his drink to clean my bong...he even helped to pour the soda in while i held the bong...Not two seconds after i poured it back into the cup the dipshit picked up the cup and tried to chug it. He was so stoned he completely forgot that we had just used it. He then puked up a double cheese burger with bong water and coke and a few fries. The best part was that 80% of the puke ended up on him. I had to clean up a bit but in the end it was totally worth it.
 
yeah i change my shit almost everytime but it still smells like shit and i will continue to spill that shit on me at least twice a week thats why i need to invest more into just vapein shit
 
i change it every session, and clean it with isopropyl an salt every third session..

one night i was rather sloshed of a few bottles of green label evan williams (which is basically 12 dollars a liter, to show how cheap the whiskey is..)
and i felt as if i was going to be sicker in the morning if i just slept on the liqor now...

so i took a couple chugs of bong water and badda bing badda boom, i was projectile vomiting everything i had in the earlier hours of the morning...


also, when i lived with a few people i had a roomate who would pick weed off my plants so a few nights when he was passed out id put his hand in bong water, and sure as shootin, he'd pee himself and knock the bongwater right on his carpet..everytime.

when asked why there was bong water down there i always replied, well you wanted a bong hit last night so i came down with the bong.
 
This is a great thread. I'm wake'n'bakin with my coffee and I can't stop laughin. Great way to start the day.

Years back when I was younger, I had a smaller type water bong that I would take on road trips and use in the car. One night there was a few of us in my car chillin listing to music and smokin lots. My one buddy, who has smoked many times before, but is really naive and simple minded. Every time he would hoot, he would never clear his shit. Always leaving a tube full of ass smoke. So after one of his tokes he tried to hand the bong back to me with smoke coming out the top still, so I pulled out the bowl and told him to clear his shit. Well, the dumb fuk takes the bong back and drinks the fuking water. I never laughed so much in my life till day.

I never knew about coke cleaning bongs though. Does that actually work well?
 
MuaySmoke said:
This is a great thread. I'm wake'n'bakin with my coffee and I can't stop laughin. Great way to start the day.

Years back when I was younger, I had a smaller type water bong that I would take on road trips and use in the car. One night there was a few of us in my car chillin listing to music and smokin lots. My one buddy, who has smoked many times before, but is really naive and simple minded. Every time he would hoot, he would never clear his shit. Always leaving a tube full of ass smoke. So after one of his tokes he tried to hand the bong back to me with smoke coming out the top still, so I pulled out the bowl and told him to clear his shit. Well, the dumb fuk takes the bong back and drinks the fuking water. I never laughed so much in my life till day.

I never knew about coke cleaning bongs though. Does that actually work well?
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i would say no...its cola, would you use it to clean your dishes?
 
DudeLebowski said:
i would say no...its cola, would you use it to clean your dishes?
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No, I wouldn't use it to clean dishes, but it is used for cleaning jewelery and coins. It's not to far fetched, cola is some pretty toxic shit.

I have a buddy who is an electrician, they use it in new buildings. When they pour the cement in the walls the electrical conduit gets clogged up with the cement. He said that they pour coke into the conduit and by the next morning all the cement is out the bottom.

I haven't drank coke since he told me that.

That's why I figure, it could make sense. Just might get sticky unless it's washed out thoroughly.
 
anybody ever seen someones bong water so old and nasty that its more like bong sauce? or bong pudding?

i knew a kid whio thought if he just kept adding water instead of changing it that it would get "better". i only packed bowls at his house.
 
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