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MrHowardMarks
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Morning Twisty 
Twistyman
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G'day HM....Morning Twisty
MrHowardMarks
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How's the weather in Twistyville, we've yet to get solid snowfall here, nothing sticking yet...
I can't wait for the snow, want to go sking, feeling the itch...
I can't wait for the snow, want to go sking, feeling the itch...
korvette1977
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we have snow .. Cameback mountain is open ,, so Is Shawnee mountain
MrHowardMarks
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Do you ski vette?
Twistyman
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No snow or rain, but the sort of weather that you just can't seem to dress right for... too much you sweat and freeze..not enough and the wind gets you......
Ski.......?!?!.. last time I "skied right into the lodge entrance.........
Stupid place for a lodge.....
MrHowardMarks
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Hahaha, yeah, funny how they put the lodge right at the bottom of the hill, that way if you can't stop, you'll go right into it, and then they'll charge you 8 bucks for a beer. 
korvette1977
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HELL NO .. I like my bones whole thank you .. But China Does and she is Bringing me for my 1st time next month.. I made a commitment to try it
MrHowardMarks
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It's not that hard, falling doesn't hurt... Too bad...
Just learn to brace your legs and absorb bumps, keep your knees bent, and your feet parallel.
I'm a pretty damn good skier, my bro in law works at Sugerbush in VT, free sking, Awesome glades (trees), and some good backcountry.
Just learn to brace your legs and absorb bumps, keep your knees bent, and your feet parallel.
I'm a pretty damn good skier, my bro in law works at Sugerbush in VT, free sking, Awesome glades (trees), and some good backcountry.
MrHowardMarks
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No, it's fun sking through the trees, they're spaced out decently far since they're on the side of a mountain, plus it's a great place to stop and snap a bowl, not many people ski through there, at least no kids or moms...
But, yeah, running into a tree is no fun, no fun at all...
But, yeah, running into a tree is no fun, no fun at all...
korvette1977
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Now why would my cat rip the shit out of my last roll of ass wipe....??? I just got in from store and forgot more...... stupid cat.... stupid store... Why do you torture me so Lord..... stupid Lor....... big blue flash........ Stupid pile of ashes....
teach the cat a lesson, use it to wipe your ass..
MrHowardMarks
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Use the cat, it's a stupid ass wipe, maybe it'll learn not to fuck with you if you smear twisty shit on it. 
korvette1977
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Blackhawk Down and Bowls
Twistyman
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Use the cat, it's a stupid ass wipe, maybe it'll learn not to fuck with you if you smear twisty shit on it.
I'm leaving for hospital in 45 minutes... I guess I "could" get my scrotum stitched up at the same time........ stupid shaved bag......
SmokeyMcSmokester
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be careful...those things have claws
korvette1977
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Cat scratch fever ... on your ass
