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Zekedogg

100% Authentic A$$Hole
Son of a bitch.....I woke up this morning and felt a tad bit ill.....I just farted and shit my pants but im to lazy to get up and change them right now

Is that gross?:confused:
 

doctorRobert

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blaze two, listen to this song and have a trip it puts things in perspective:mrgreen:

edit: damn how do you post links? anyway the song is the galexy song by monty python, watch it on youtube buts it's good w/out the visual too
 

email468

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From the movie...
Monty python - universe song

The modern remix...
The Galaxy Song (Monty Python) Modern Remix

The lyrics...

Whenever life get you down, Mrs. Brown and things seem hard or tough.
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft and you feel that you've had quite enough.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

And a wiki page discussing the accuracy of the science (pretty close)...
Galaxy Song - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 

ceestyle

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This is my favorite monty python song:

Every Sperm is Sacred:

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
 

Wh00p

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your sexuality is no joke..for our infamous RIU babes of course.

I went up to the park the other day looking for the corn man..
 

Wh00p

Well-Known Member
i had to whistle a few times..you know? the weed whistle?

i need my fix =]

found him though, put some jaleopenos(dont hurt me!!!) on my bitch, some sour cream..I went even as far as getting some special butter from my neighbors, melting it and putting it in the cup..

I had a fun day of chilling to a choice of playlist music..

I have to skip a drugtest wensday for sure though lol..
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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well I live in California...and I don't have an accent, lol.

The hick call is like...have you ever seen Deliverance? The crazy shouting sounds the crazy inbred hicks make? It's kinda like that....
 
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