Big Guy can't get clean!!! Help!!

unforgiven1420 · Nov 13, 2008

Like the title says. Big guy. 6' 4" about 290. Daily smoker for last 12 years. Been smoke free for about a month and 3 weeks. Home test still showing positive. Got about 2 more weeks until the test but I thought i'd be clean well before now. Any pointers would be appreciated. Any chance handling plants won't allow my to clean out all the thc? or is just that i'm a fat ass and its gonna take longer?

skiskate · Nov 13, 2008

You need to exercise and drink lots and lots of water and that will help speed the process up.

stunned · Nov 13, 2008

Get your fat ass into the gym drink like 2 gallons of water a day and sweat that shit right back out. If that doesn't work buy a whizinator

mahlye · Nov 13, 2008

yeah man get in the gym and sweat.

unforgiven1420 · Nov 13, 2008

I never had to quit before. I guess i alweays thought even a fat ass got rid of the evidence in 30 days or so. Been working out an hour a day or so for the last 2 weeks but a buddy of mine says thats why i'm pissin positive and if i stop now i should be below the level of the test. Anybody buy that one or should i continue working out until test day?

MrFishy · Nov 13, 2008

In lieu of actual physical effort, I might try a different testing method than the one always showing you dirty?
I can't imagine simply being around plants and tending them would keep the thc reading "dirty" . . . unless you're wading in it naked, then MAYBE enough could absorb thru your skin, MAYBE?
I think it should be gone by 7 weeks.

strangerdude562 · Nov 13, 2008

unforgiven1420 said:
Like the title says. Big guy. 6' 4" about 290. Daily smoker for last 12 years. Been smoke free for about a month and 3 weeks. Home test still showing positive. Got about 2 more weeks until the test but I thought i'd be clean well before now. Any pointers would be appreciated. Any chance handling plants won't allow my to clean out all the thc? or is just that i'm a fat ass and its gonna take longer?

Go to trader joe's day before test get flax seed meal and 100% concentrate cranberry juice and jug it the night before. Being the weight you are, THC stores in fat and as long as you have that fat it will be in your system. If you get haired tested you will definitely show positive.

gogrow · Nov 13, 2008

i am a skinny guy, with a 6% body fat... i am still testing dirty (as of monday), and that is after 23days... also have heard that for heavy smokers (no pun intended :mrgreen:

) that it can take up to 90 days to clean out naturally....

unforgiven1420 · Nov 13, 2008

MrFishy said:
In lieu of actual physical effort, I might try a different testing method than the one always showing you dirty?
I can't imagine simply being around plants and tending them would keep the thc reading "dirty" . . . unless you're wading in it naked, then MAYBE enough could absorb thru your skin, MAYBE?
I think it should be gone by 7 weeks.

Fat or heavy does not mean lazy. I have no problem with "physical effort". come on though you never wanted to wade into your garden naked. I mean its not gay if you kill all the males first.

MrFishy · Nov 13, 2008

If folks are testing + weeks/months after not using, then what do the tests actually prove?
It certainly wouldn't be fair judiciously to impose some restriction based on these results. I'd FLIP if I'd been clean for 7 weeks and got into any trouble for a false +.

Wasn't implying laziness at all . . . all things being equal, it shouldn't matter with an all-inclusive medically accepted test.
I sleep w/my crop.

unforgiven1420 · Nov 13, 2008

strangerdude562 said:
Go to trader joe's day before test get flax seed meal and 100% concentrate cranberry juice and jug it the night before. Being the weight you are, THC stores in fat and as long as you have that fat it will be in your system. If you get haired tested you will definitely show positive.

Does the cranberry juice actually clean you out or is it just for dillution? would it help to drinking that everyday between now and then?

gogrow · Nov 13, 2008

MrFishy said:
If folks are testing + weeks/months after not using, then what do the tests actually prove?
It certainly wouldn't be fair judiciously to impose some restriction based on these results. I'd FLIP if I'd been clean for 7 weeks and got into any trouble for a false +.

Wasn't implying laziness at all . . . all things being equal, it shouldn't matter with an all-inclusive medically accepted test.

exactly bro... how the fuck am i a "work hazard" for smoking weed over 3weeks ago???? its just some bullshit for insurance companies to not have to pay for alot of injuries on the job...

unforgiven1420 · Nov 13, 2008

MrFishy said:
If folks are testing + weeks/months after not using, then what do the tests actually prove?
It certainly wouldn't be fair judiciously to impose some restriction based on these results. I'd FLIP if I'd been clean for 7 weeks and got into any trouble for a false +.

Im just taking the home tests but i just accepted a job offer. i start in 2 weeks. been hunting for a job since early october and i stopped smoking then. As far as i understand it the home tests check for the same minimum percentage thc as the urinanysis they do for the drug screen. You're right though its BS. I really have been clean for 7 weeks. that wasn't easy to do but this damn test isn't giving me any credit for it all.

korvette1977 · Nov 13, 2008

being overweight will take longer

stunned · Nov 13, 2008

Spend a lot of time in the sauna. Are you familiar with the cocept of cutting weight as done for wrestling? You basically need to sweat out like five pounds every night before bed if you want to clean it out.

strangerdude562 · Nov 13, 2008

unforgiven1420 said:
Does the cranberry juice actually clean you out or is it just for dillution? would it help to drinking that everyday between now and then?

I'm sure it would not do any harm, this recipe cleans your system out good. It increases your stools about 2-3 times a day, and you urinate more often than normal. Do this and try to eat as healthy as possible, try this for 2 days and test yourself, test it out. Good luck!

strangerdude562 · Nov 13, 2008

Well dude, even if you test positive I would appeal it. Once the medical officer calls you about your cannabis use, tell him/her you were near some people at a social event that were smoking and smoke was near you when you were obviously breathing. Ask to get re-tested, should give you more time to get your system clean.

MrFishy · Nov 13, 2008

I'm tellin' ya . . . I'd still invest in a different brand/type of test kit for my own peace of mind.
I know you're clean, you know you're clean. Now let's see a -neg on that strip!
It can't be easy to change a habit for a job. Hang in there.

unforgiven1420 · Nov 13, 2008

MrFishy said:
I'm tellin' ya . . . I'd still invest in a different brand/type of test kit for my own peace of mind.
I know you're clean, you know you're clean. Now let's see a -neg on that strip!
It can't be easy to change a habit for a job. Hang in there.

I will get a different test next time. but if that ones negative i won't know which to trust! lol I thought I had this all planned out so i wouldn't have to worry about the results at all. Sux!

unforgiven1420 · Nov 13, 2008

Thanks for all the help guys and the quick responses.

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