Best quote of the year!

Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by dave chull, Aug 4, 2016.

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    DG1959

    DG1959 Well-Known Member

    Friend once said to me, "I have 2 boys and you have 2 girls. .... I only have to worry about 2 little dicks In this world. ..... you have to worry about all the little dicks "
     
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    Egzoset

    Egzoset Well-Known Member

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    dagwood45431

    dagwood45431 Well-Known Member

    I should have gone to college and gone into real estate and got myself an aquarium. That's what I should have done -- Jeffrey Dahmer, cannibal
     
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    gibz

    gibz Member

    It is a world of technicolor dreams with a black and white reality.
     
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    kovfefe
     
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    ticklykayak

    ticklykayak Active Member

    I very well agree with Napoleon Bonaparte quote!
     
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    ism

    ism Member

    Giving up on a goal because of a setback is like slashing your other 3 tires because you got a flat.
     
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    NevaSmokedOut

    NevaSmokedOut Well-Known Member

    Money is the root of all inequals. I JUST made that up.
     
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    there is no such thing as "equality" , it's a made up concept. all men are NOT born equal, but they should have equal opportunities.
    people are all different, have different fear, goals, ambitions, heroes, ideas, philosophies, and abilities...Ants are created equally....i don't want to be an ant
     
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    Budzbuddha

    Budzbuddha Well-Known Member

    Quote of the day , week , month , year and century .....

    FUCK TRUMP
     
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    Budzbuddha

    Budzbuddha Well-Known Member

    By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
    - Dr. Lazarus ( Galaxy Quest ) 1999
     
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    Prince Vegeta

    Prince Vegeta Well-Known Member

    Comparison is the enemy of happiness
     
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    butterbean

    butterbean Member

    I'm high as the sky on the 4th of July doing a drive-by eating apple pie
     
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    Jay G

    Jay G Well-Known Member

    No u didnt, i did!
     
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    Jay G

    Jay G Well-Known Member

    If ur ant had balls, shed be....well a male ant....
     
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    Jay G

    Jay G Well-Known Member

    I Love..lamp?!
     
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    Jay G

    Jay G Well-Known Member

    Fuck purple people!! Unless theyre choking..then help them.
    -U kno who. U betta!
     
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    Jay G

    Jay G Well-Known Member

    Unless mines better!!! Lol:lol:
     
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    ticklykayak

    ticklykayak Active Member

    You have a point because comparison could be a hindrance because its a sign that you can't be contented. Precisely, being happy is not possible without contentment. Well, I hope, I make sense about it.
     
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    Remember upon the conduct of each, rests the fate of all

    Alexander of Macedon
     

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