Best one liner

Give me your best one liner.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and your husband?

Bout 45 minutes

Baaaa dummm psssst

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Used to do drugs, still do; but I used to too.

Fuck her rite in the pussy !!!

Karah said:

Give me your best one liner.

The difference between your boyfriend and your husband is about 45 minutes..

Baaaa dummm psssst

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My dick just died. Mind if I bury it in your ass?

Does this napkin smell like Cloroform ?

You stole my heart, that's ok tho I have another one in the fridge at home

I like cats

^.^

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and face planted the cement

My brain was itchy so I though of sandpaper.

Do you have any STDs?...want some ?

did you know canned cat food is healthier than most people food

I got genital warts and they buzz when I pee!

the toilets clogged, you think it's cause I shit my pants and flushed my underwear ?

^ meth much?

No Stims for me, so wrong again, but funny common from a guy who's post are unreadable 90% the time :/

Bublonichronic said:

No Stims for me, so wrong again, but funny common from a guy who's post are unreadable 90% the time :/

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A little defensive aren't we?

You posted quad posts, carry on

Bublonichronic said:

No Stims for me, so wrong again, but funny common from a guy who's post are unreadable 90% the time :/

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Coming*

Also where does spelling or cohérence come into play?

Fuck off m8

Last time you got some ass was when your finger tore thru the toilet paper.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass.